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A while ago, I put up the post of The Silly Things We Do (1)<\/strong><\/span><\/a>. Now, I’m gonna write the second edition bout my daddy. Abeg share this laugh with me.<\/p>\n

My father is a medical doctor, and his clinic is right across our house in Plateau State. He has a storage room in the house that is filled with medication et al. My father is never in a hurry to do anything…just like me. He’d wake up in the morning and start watching makosa music videos instead of going to work; a lot of times, his workers would have to call him and tell him that he has patients waiting 4 him.<\/p>\n

On this day, my dad was taking his sweet time as usual, and then one of his patients decided to come to our house herself to tell my dad that she had been waiting 4 him. When she came, my dad was taking a shower, so she decided to wait in the living room. That day, it was only my dad, my cousin, and I that were home.<\/p>\n

The woman decided to use the bathroom (not the one dad was taking a shower in). She did the number two, and it was stinking!!! She flushed the toilet, but damn!!! When dad came out of his bedroom, I told him that the woman was waiting 4 him in the living room. He went into the storage room to get some medication(s) or something like that, but he had to go past the bathroom that the woman used. So when he was passing, he was all like, “Hmmph! These children (me and my cousin), what did you people eat? This place stinks! We have a visitor, and you couldn’t even have the decency of flushing the toilet after you. Hmmph!”<\/p>\n

The man was all fanning his nose every time he had to pass that bathroom. He said it over and over that me and my cousin were nasty, etc, and we should stop eating junk. The man even had the nervesto go and apologise to the woman for the foul odor in the house. The woman didn’t say anything back. What was she supposed to say – ‘sorry, Doctor, it was me’? LOL<\/p>\n

My cousin and I didn’t even bother telling him it wasn’t us that did it. We just let him run his mouth and stick his foot deeper down his throat. When he was done attempting to embarass me and my cousin, we finally decided to tell him. He was so shocked! And ashamed, of course, but I doubt if his shame was half as much as that woman’s own. That’s what she gets for shitting in the Doctor’s house, LOL. She shoulda held her shit in the clinic, but she just had to come and stink up the house. LOL.<\/p>\n

Boy oh boy…the good ol’ days! I wouldn’t mind a repeat of that event at all…as long as I’m not the person who polluted the house. But seriously, the foul odor of that woman’s shit was lethal. It was literally lethal gas; in fact, I am surprised we didn’t have to evacuate the house until further notice. Yeap, it was that<\/em> bad.<\/p>\n

Until later sha. Have a wonderful day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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