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\"\"<\/a>What in Heaven’s name does this thing look like? I cannot understand why this thing is hanging on the wall in my living room. My mother put it up there, and I do not know what this is supposed to be. She thinks it’s decoration, but I think it’s nasty! This thing looks like 2 balls hanging on the wall. Yes, I mean, a man’s balls. C’mon, look @ it well. Why the hell is it on the wall? What is so decorative about this thing?<\/p>\n

One time I caught Boyfriend staring @ it, and when he saw me looking at him, we both burst out laughing. Then he asked, “what is this supposed to be?” Shoot, beats me! I don’t know what the makers had in mind when they made it, and I don’t know where it is supposed to be kept, but I know I don’t like it. I don’t like the shape it takes, and I don’t like the image it brings to my head. What if some oyibo person enters my house and starts thinking I’m a pervert for hanging balls on the wall?<\/p>\n

I honestly don’t understand my mother. She got this thing from the dollar store, but I don’t know why she got it. I think she just got it because of the price and nothing else. Or could she actually be attracted to these balls? Even if they do not have the disturbing shape that they do, I still would’t take them for free. Yet, my mother paid one dollar for these masculine balls.<\/p>\n

Am I missing something here?<\/p>\n

BORAT<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Soooo I finally saw this movie. Twas really funny. If you’re the type who does not enjoy racial or crude jokes, then perhaps, this movie isn’t for you.<\/p>\n

Borat is from Khazakistan (4give my spelling if it’s wrong), and his government sent him 2 USA to learn the culture. It’s one heck of a ride! But you know what is even funnier (in a disturbing way)? The people in this movie weren’t even acting!…that is, with the exception of the people that made the movie. If you’re confused by what I am saying, then sorry, but I dunno how else to explain it.<\/p>\n

You shoulda seen when Borat met a black man. Apparently he had never met a black person before. He described the black man as being “naturally chocolate, without make-up”. LOL. I couldn’t stop laughing when I heard that. And it may interest you to know that in the entire Khazakistan, Borat’s sister is the 4th best prostitute…and she has a trophy to show for it. Well, ain’t that something?!<\/p>\n

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IS THIS WEIRD?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Yesterday, I ordered a box of pizza. I ate two slices, then I cut off all the crusts from the remaining slices. I put each crust in a lil ziplock bag (for convenience) and put it in the freezer. I threw the actual pizza away. So now, I have been snacking on the crusts. Whenever I feel like eating one, I just bring out a bag, throw it in the microwave for a few seconds…and voila!!! My snack is ready. I ought to order pizza more often. Too bad I can’t order only the crusts. Needless to say, I really only ordered the pizza because I was craving the crusts. Mmmmm, yummy!!!<\/p>\n

EVERY WOMAN – CHAPTER 3<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

I know I have been talking about it forever, but the 3rd chapter of Every Woman really is almost done. By His Grace, I shuld be putting it up tomorrow. Bear with me, please.<\/p>\n

Okay, I guess that’s it for now. I’m off to bed. Gotta wake up early to curl-iron my hair. I just washed it today, so I’m kinda looking like Tina Turner. Oh, and I’ve been putting my hair under my nose and sniffing it. Smells sweet!!! Am I crazy?<\/p>\n

Nite Y’ll!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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