{"id":176,"date":"2006-12-01T03:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T03:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=176"},"modified":"2006-12-01T03:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T03:46:00","slug":"at-last-a-strapless-bra-that-fits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/at-last-a-strapless-bra-that-fits.html","title":{"rendered":"At Last&#8230;A Strapless Bra That Fits!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And all this time, I thought there was no such thing as a perfect strapless bra. But today, I met him. My soul mate in strapless bra. Oh my, I feel the butterflies in my stomach. *singing*&#8230; is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that I&#8217;m feeling?&#8230;*end of singing*. Yes, it is love!<\/p>\n<p>So mom and I went to Macy&#8217;s there today to do some shopping. I just wanted bras and shoes. I don&#8217;t have a strapless bra (that I like) because I never seem to find one that&#8217;s good enough. There is always something wrong with it. Unless you have micro mini breasts like Busola, getting a strapless bra is usually serious business.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, mom went up to the cashier and asked, &#8220;where do we get sleeveless bras?&#8221;. Ah! I had 2 rush to her side ASAP to undo the damage she had done. Sleeveless bra ke? When did bras start having sleeves? That would be one <em>fashionable<\/em> mistake, don&#8217;t you think? LOL. If there were bras with sleeves, then we wouldn&#8217;t need shirts over the bras, would we? Oh gosh, my mother never stops cracking me up.<\/p>\n<p>Anyways, I ended up getting two bras, but I didn&#8217;t get the shoes. I found a pair of flat shoes, which I have been thinking about (more like obsessed with), so I think I might have to go back and get it. I want sooo many shoes, it&#8217;s ridiculous. How am I supposed to afford all these shoes I want? Further more, when am I gonna wear them sef? I currently have 4 pairs of unworn shoes that are still in their boxes. I had five sef, but I gave one to my aunt cause she had been begging for it.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, is there anything weird about me having a schedule for when I have to change my tooth brush? Funmi and I were talking about it today, and she said I am weird because I keep a schedule for when I change my toothbrush. Well, good 4 her! Speaking of Funmie, I wanna let the whole world know that she has my other strapless bra. She &#8216;borrowed&#8217; it and I have not seen it since then.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;color:#33ccff;\">***************************Fact***********************************<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\">A student (almost graduate) of UMBC (University of Maryland, Baltimore County) went on a date with a 27 year old girl he met on MySpace. On their way back, they got into a fight because she refused to go back to his dorm with him. In anger, he parked on the highway and beat her to death. After beating her, he decided he didn&#8217;t want the cops to identify her body, so he cut off her finger tips, her jaw bone, and her nose. WTH??? He confessed to the cops anyways, and after confessing, the cops asked him if he had anything else to say and he said, &#8220;I hope my confession does not affect my chances of getting a job with the federal government.&#8221; Can you beat that?! Psychopath! Needless 2 say, this guy had a perfectly clean record up until now; that goes 2 show that not all that glitters is gold.<\/p>\n<p>Should I be worried that I met boyfriend online? Hehehehe. <\/p><\/div>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;color:#33ccff;\">*************Spam Don Get Level O*************<\/span><\/strong><\/div>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size:130%;color:#33ccff;\"><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<div align=\"left\">Alright, I complained about junk mails some time ago and how they are constantly bombarding me with messages about enlarging my penis and pleasing <em>her<\/em> better in bed. They haven&#8217;t even asked me if I have a flippin&#8217; penis! Now that I think of it, I think I know who to 4ward those mails to&#8230;hehehehe. I&#8217;m not suggesting anything o! Anyways, those junk mails have learnt a new trick. They now send me mails with future dates. I have mails from January 2007 and February 2007. And because of their dates, they will continue staying @ the top of my junk mail folder. Of course, I could always delete them, but that will take away my giggle each time I open my junk mail folder.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And all this time, I thought there was no such thing as a perfect strapless bra. But today, I met him. My soul mate in strapless bra. Oh my, I feel the butterflies in my stomach. *singing*&#8230; is this love, is this love, is this love, is this love that I&#8217;m feeling?&#8230;*end of singing*. 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