{"id":175,"date":"2006-11-29T17:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T17:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=175"},"modified":"2006-11-29T17:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-29T17:02:00","slug":"me-tagged-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html","title":{"rendered":"Me…Tagged???? No!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have been tryna do this post for three days now, but several things have been stealing my attention. Daddy’s girl tagged me…can you believe it? I am yet to figure out if Daddy<\/em> is her biological or romantic<\/em> Daddy. LOL. But I’ll find out soon enough….I think.<\/p>\n

So I’m supposed to write 8…9…10…I dunno weird things about me. I dunno if there is anything weird about me – @ least, not anything I think is weird. Maybe you would think it’s weird, but I don’t. I think I don’t.<\/p>\n

1. I won’t sleep well if there are dishes in the sink. If I mistakenly fall asleep, chances are that I would spring up from bed @ about 4 or 5 in the morning and go do the dishes. Is that weird?<\/p>\n

2. I don’t eat liver. I don’t even like the smell of liver; in fact, I am totally disgusted by liver, and should I eat anything touched by liver, I would be nauseous.<\/p>\n

3. I love playing with my breast. It’s not sexual, but I have been doing it for as long as I can remember, and now, I can’t stop.<\/p>\n

4. I don’t like it when people wash their hands in the kitchen sink (when there are dishes in it). I don’t care if it’s just a fork in the sink; I don’t want anyone washing his\/her hands in the sink.<\/p>\n

5. I don’t like it when people touch my food. (BUSOLA TAKE NOTE!!!). You’ll think Busola of all people will know that by now, right? I get disgusted by the food, and I don’t wanna eat it anymore. If I do eat it, I would have to throw away the perimeter that has been touched. I start imagining where the hand has been. I imagine bacteria leaving the hand and sticking to my food. I don’t like it, period!<\/p>\n

6. I don’t like it when people come into the house and go straight to the kitchen and open the fridge or pots on the stove. I think it’s disgusting. Wash your hands first, dammit!<\/p>\n

7. I almost never feel lonely. In fact, I think I am incapable of feeling lonely. I may be alone, but I NEVER feel lonely. I can stay home all day by myself, doing practically nothing, but I won’t feel lonely. In fact, I hardly get bored too. When I say I am bored, it’s probably not true.<\/p>\n

8. I talk 2 myself all the time. LOL, that’s probably why I never feel lonely. I count my syllables when I talk to myself. I like my syllables to be even. For example, if I say, “stop playing”, that would be 3 syllables – I don’t like it. So I’d rather say, “stop playing please.” Now, that’s 4 syllables. PERFECT!!!<\/p>\n

9. I get irritated easily by the silliest things. I don’t like it when it snows and grass is sticking out of the snow. I find it very irritating. I don’t like certain kinds of ceilings, like my aunt’s own. It looks like the work is kinda rough, but I know it’s the design. However, I don’t like looking @ it. It gives me goose bumps…literally.<\/p>\n

10. I hate it when people don’t wash their hands with soap. I don’t like it when two foods touch each other. I’m not talking about rice and stew, or rice and plantain kind of food, but something like rice and moi moi.<\/p>\n

11. I don’t like hair on the floor. I don’t like when people smell like food. I don’t like when people slurp their drinks.<\/p>\n

12. I absolutely cannot stand to hear anyone moaning. I’m not talking about moaning during sex (the way Bloke does). I mean like when I’m doing Funmi’s hair and she moans out of pain. I cannot stand 2 hear it. I don’t even like it when you moan after yawning. Ewww!<\/p>\n

Well, I believe I have officially exceeded the amount of weird things required by this tag. I dunno if what I have written is actually weird, but you can find out a hundred things you didn’t know about me HERE<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/span>
<\/span><\/strong>
I tag:<\/span> Azuka, BabaAlaye, Beautifully Human, Bella Naija, Biodun, Calabar Gal, Diamond Hawk, Engineer Ayo, Joel, Kokoro Ewa, Life Thru Rose-Tinted Glasses, London Buki, Mphahlele, NaijaBloke, NaijaDude, Overwhelmed Naija Babe, TaureanMinx, TemmyTayo….and every1 else!<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have been tryna do this post for three days now, but several things have been stealing my attention. Daddy’s girl tagged me…can you believe it? I am yet to figure out if Daddy is her biological or romantic Daddy. LOL. But I’ll find out soon enough….I think. So I’m supposed to write 8…9…10…I dunnoRead More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"rop_custom_images_group":[],"rop_custom_messages_group":[],"rop_publish_now":"initial","rop_publish_now_accounts":{"twitter_14738191_14738191":""},"rop_publish_now_history":[],"rop_publish_now_status":"pending","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1222],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-vl","tag-vl","entry"],"acf":[],"yoast_head":"\nMe...Tagged???? No!!!! - Verastic<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Vera Ezimora\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"4 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html\",\"name\":\"Me...Tagged???? No!!!! - Verastic\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2006-11-29T17:02:00+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/2c1b7969fbea03a45b97d54a5228cc1a\"},\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Me…Tagged???? No!!!!\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/\",\"name\":\"Verastic\",\"description\":\"Recklessly authentic.\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/2c1b7969fbea03a45b97d54a5228cc1a\",\"name\":\"Vera Ezimora\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f6c1e19c23a08351aab97f35d3ca650f0b87e7e96937f85baf0faf6e0834bc51?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f6c1e19c23a08351aab97f35d3ca650f0b87e7e96937f85baf0faf6e0834bc51?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Vera Ezimora\"},\"description\":\"I mean, I'm a lot of things - a Writer, Blogger, Speaker, Vlogger, Content Creator, Storyteller, Truth-Sayer, Milk-Lover, Yogurt-Addict, Entrepreneur, Daughter, Wife, Mom, & Nwa Jesu. Nigerian girl with Russian roots and future mommy of confusingly identical twin boys.\",\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/verastic.com\",\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/verastic\",\"https:\/\/x.com\/verastic\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/author\/vera\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Me...Tagged???? No!!!! - Verastic","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Vera Ezimora","Est. reading time":"4 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html","url":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html","name":"Me...Tagged???? No!!!! - Verastic","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#website"},"datePublished":"2006-11-29T17:02:00+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/2c1b7969fbea03a45b97d54a5228cc1a"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/me-tagged-no.html#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Me…Tagged???? No!!!!"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#website","url":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/","name":"Verastic","description":"Recklessly authentic.","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/2c1b7969fbea03a45b97d54a5228cc1a","name":"Vera Ezimora","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f6c1e19c23a08351aab97f35d3ca650f0b87e7e96937f85baf0faf6e0834bc51?s=96&d=mm&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/f6c1e19c23a08351aab97f35d3ca650f0b87e7e96937f85baf0faf6e0834bc51?s=96&d=mm&r=g","caption":"Vera Ezimora"},"description":"I mean, I'm a lot of things - a Writer, Blogger, Speaker, Vlogger, Content Creator, Storyteller, Truth-Sayer, Milk-Lover, Yogurt-Addict, Entrepreneur, Daughter, Wife, Mom, & Nwa Jesu. Nigerian girl with Russian roots and future mommy of confusingly identical twin boys.","sameAs":["http:\/\/verastic.com","http:\/\/facebook.com\/verastic","https:\/\/x.com\/verastic"],"url":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/author\/vera"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2Mdf8-2P","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}