First of all, how was everyone’s thanksgiving? Mine was quite okay. I spent it with Boyfriend, and it was great; we also both don’t eat turkey…how convenient, huh? I took a picture of the turkey before spicing it up, but I forgot to take one after baking it. Now, the damage has been done to it (by mom and my Naija neighbour), so it is not fit to be put on my blog. Boyfriend and I meant 2 go see a movie (Borat), but we stopped by Funmi’s house and Funmi’s mom won’t let us go. Actually, she won’t let boyfriend go. She said she was on a date with him and I was free 2 go if I wanted 2. Hmmm, I’ve started suspecting her and Boyfriend. They r yet 2 tell me what is goin on bw them, but I will find out soon enuff.<\/p>\n
As most people know, the Friday after thanksgiving is a BIG SHOPPIN’ DAY. It’s called Black Friday; and shops open as early as 5:00am, and they have some mad discounts. Last year, a lotta electronics stores had sales on laptops, and as of this time last year, I didn’t have a laptop, so I decided to go 2 Circuit City 2 get one which was on sale for like $300. Walmart also had one on sale for $200, I believe. Uju wanted a laptop too, so she and her then-boyfriend went 2 Walmart @ 3:ooam to stand in the line, while my mother and I went 2 Circuit City @ 4:00am. The weather was harsh! My fingers were so numb, I thought I had frostbite. And I am pretty sure my earlobes were so frozen, they could break if bent. You know what happens 2 rubber when it’s frozen.<\/p>\n
Anyways, the plan was for Uju to grab two laptops (one for me and one for herself) and I was to do the same too, then we’ll compare and pick what we want, but guess what? We didn’t even SEE the laptops, so grabbin two was sooooo not even on our radar of possibilities. Apparently, they only had twenty laptops and they gave tickets\/vouchers to the first 20 people in line, and my mother and I weren’t even among the first 400. So imagine the line!<\/p>\n
Last year taught me a lesson anyways. Never again will I freeze my ass off for that kinda rubbish. Funmi decided to go try her luck @ Best Buy today. I told her not 2 go, but she went sha. She was there @ 1am and she wasn’t even among the first 200 people. LOL. She froze her already small ass off 4 nothing! The crazy girl was there from 1am to 5am, and she still didn’t get anything. Of course, I have not been able 2 stop laughing @ her; besides, what are friends 4?<\/p>\n
Well, I know some people got the laptops sha cause boyfriend’s coworker got one, but guess what time she got there? She was there @ 9pm yesterday, so she was outside for 8 hours. That’s insane! She was number 9 on the line, so I guess if you wanna be number 1, you should be there @ about 5 or 6pm. LOL. May I never be that<\/em> crazy! Besides, to me, the “deal” isn’t really a deal because the laptop comes as a package, so to say. I mean, you cannot just buy the laptop; you have to also sign up for some internet thing (I think it’s AOL) whether you like it or not. So is that really<\/em> a deal??? I think not!<\/p>\n I went 2 Macy’s @ about 9am (even though they opened @ 6am). They had sooooo many deals, and my eyes were almost popping outta my head. But somehow, I spent all that time in the store and emerged with nothing! I bought two really nice shirts 4 my Dad and mom bought a watch 4 him. She also got a purse for herself, some jewelry and a new cell phone (Motorola Razor) from T-Mobile. I dunno how or why I didn’t get anything 4 myself from Macy’s. After all the time, guess what I bought 4 myself from one of those lil kiosks? *DRUMROLL*….. A cell phone pouch! Can you believe it? Now, I’m really mad @ myself. Well, I guess I could rejoice in the fact that I did buy this really, really cute outfit for Meomeo’s newborn niece. It’s a pink jacket that comes with a pink shirt and a blue jeans. She’ll be smokin hottt when she wears it, and I know all the other babies will want her. But she’ll do shakara 4 them. Gosh, shoppin 4 baby girls is soooo much fun!<\/p>\n For some weird reason, I have been wanting to do a fund raiser; just never figured out what to raise funds 4, but now, I think I gat it. I’ve always loved the St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital<\/span><\/strong><\/a>, so now I’m thinking of doing a fund raiser (of selling candy) for them. They treat children with illnesses like Cancer 4 FREE. Obviously, they make this possible through the donations people make to them, so I’d love to be one of those people.<\/p>\n Pot worshippers??? I was watching the news today and apparently, the Church of Cognizance has been raided. It’s a church that worships pot… as in marijuana, the illegal drug. How crazy is that??? They couple that started the chirch face up 2 forty years in prison, but in their defense, they were only practicing their religion in the way they saw fit (smoking pot every 4 hours). LOL. Only in Yankee o! Read details HERE<\/span><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n Police are concerned about the FREE offer of a baby of Craig’s List. This is a bad thing, of course, but I cannot stop laughing. Apparently, the listing of this free baby was put in the “FREE STUFF” section, right next to FREE TURKEY. I feel 4 the baby; I know that much.<\/p>\n Well, that’s a wrap. I’m gonna stop here for today.<\/p>\n ******************************************************<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Hi Baby! (Bloke). As you can see, the wind has blown and we have seen the yansh of the fowl. Now, we know all the enemies of progress in Blogville – Overwhelmed, Desola, Chief, Bijouxoxo, Diamond…and many more sef. They’re just jealous they don’t have what we have, but don’t worry, we will show all of them shege banza. And you need 2 publicly renounce your lil hoochies (AKA Overwhelmed & Desola) because their delusions are starting to get the best of them. They actually think you belong to them. Ha! Very funny. They obviously do not know what I am giving you. *wink wink* <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"