{"id":163,"date":"2006-10-25T03:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-25T03:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=163"},"modified":"2006-10-25T03:55:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-25T03:55:00","slug":"introducing-joaquim-ezimora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/social\/introducing-joaquim-ezimora.html","title":{"rendered":"Introducing&#8230;.Joaquim Ezimora!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some months ago, I blogged about the birth of my nephew, Joaquim. Click <a href=\"http:\/\/verastic.blogspot.com\/2006\/07\/my-nephew-has-been-born.html\"><strong><span style=\"color:#ffff33;\">HERE<\/span><\/strong><\/a> to read about him and his poppy, my dear cousin, Uzo. Anyways, Here are the pictures of my lovely, lovely, lovely nephew. He was born on the 7th of July 2006.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ffccff;\"><strong>Joaquim says, &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re touching my funny bone. You&#8217;re touching my funny bone, Mom!&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6216\/1944\/1600\/a.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6216\/1944\/320\/a.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Look @ his teethless mouth! Gosh, babies are the best definition of perfection. Perfect lives, no worries. I&#8217;m so sad I haven&#8217;t beheld this beauty face 2 face (He lives all the way in Luxembourg) *sniffles* Joaquim looks like his daddy, so he&#8217;s a proper Ezimora kiddy.<\/p>\n<p>Watch out ladies! This one will steal many hearts.<\/p>\n<p>Errr, London Buki, Calabar Gal, Beautifully Human, Overwhelmed Naija Babe, Diamond, and Kokoro Ewa&#8230;. sorry, but you&#8217;re not really his type. He likes em young!<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color:#ff99ff;\">He says, &#8220;Yes, Mom, you ARE beautiful&#8230;and I DO love ya!&#8221;<\/span><\/strong><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6216\/1944\/1600\/aaa.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6216\/1944\/320\/aaa.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Sorry Uzo (my cousin), but it&#8217;s his mommy touching him right now!<\/p>\n<p>Look @ those eyes&#8230; those are the eyes of love. Those are the eyes that future young gals would look into and fall head over heels in love.<\/p>\n<p>But they have 2 go thru me first!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color:#ff99ff;\"><strong>Joaquim says, &#8220;Seriously&#8230;what are you doing???&#8221;<\/strong><\/span><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6216\/1944\/1600\/aa.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/6216\/1944\/320\/aa.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Don&#8217;t mind them Joaquim, they think you&#8217;re too lil to think for yourself. If only they knew&#8230;!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Joaquim, I&#8217;m so sorry that I haven&#8217;t met you. But when I do, we&#8217;re gonna have LOTS OF FUN! Cause I am your cooooool aunt, Vera. Don&#8217;t forget o!<\/p>\n<p>Jeez&#8230;.can&#8217;t believe Lil Uzo (Joaquim&#8217;s dad) is a father! How time flies! I remember when Ll Uzo was in high school.<\/p>\n<p>Later Y&#8217;ll!<\/p>\n<p>Until tomorrow&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dream of me tonight&#8230;&#8230;..yeah right!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some months ago, I blogged about the birth of my nephew, Joaquim. Click HERE to read about him and his poppy, my dear cousin, Uzo. Anyways, Here are the pictures of my lovely, lovely, lovely nephew. He was born on the 7th of July 2006. Joaquim says, &#8220;Oh, you&#8217;re touching my funny bone. 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