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As I type this, I am literally falling asleep. But I just wanna update y’ll on my weekend – nothing spectacular though<\/p>\n

SATURDAY<\/p>\n

Yesterday, my aunt said she was coming to my house for me to do her hair, and she said she was coming with her four yr old son. Next thing I knew, she was there with her son, her other sister, and her mother. (By the way, my aunt and her sister are both mom’s younger sisters and their mom – my grandma is mom’s mom, of course). Before they came, I had spent all morning cleaning my house down; it was sparkling clean! Soon as I saw my aunt and her batallion, I just knew my house would never be the same.<\/p>\n

When my lil cousin started eating the pizza they came with, and I saw the tomato on the couch, I was about to lose my mind! I was about to have a mental heart attack! I kept on picking crumbs of food everywhere. Shit, I was going crazy on the inside.<\/p>\n

The day turned out to be not so bad; we watched Naija movies and laughed our hearts out. But that didn’t change the fact that I had a whole lotta cleaning to do though. I had to vacuum the house again! By the way, the first thing my cousin did to mess up the house was pee on the toilet seat. Wat rubbish! I had just wiped it down with pine sol. It was as fresh as pine sol itself. And then he pee’d on it. You shoulda heard me giving him a piece of my mind. He knew not to pee on the toilet seat. Well, next time he comes, I’m sure he’ll remember.<\/p>\n

SUNDAY<\/p>\n

Mom and I drove to grandma’s house (I was driving) and we fought all the way. She doesn’t like the way I drive, and I don’t like the way she drives – so go figure. Church was supposed to start at 12pm and we called grandma @ 9am to let her know we were coming. When we got to grandma’s house, it was almost 11am, and grandma had just gotten outta the shower. By the time she was ready to go, it was 11:15am. As we were about to leave the house, she decided she wanted to change because the outfit she was wearing was her “christmas outfit” (called so because it’s her newest lace from my mom).<\/p>\n

While mom and I sat in the living room (with mom swelling up like a balloon), a commercial on TV bout some lil recorder thingy came on. You use it for voice memos….and it costs $19.99.<\/p>\n

I thought it was pretty stupid, so I said, “Yeah right! What stupid person would order that?<\/em>“
Then I turned around and saw my mom scribbling the number down<\/p>\n

……..Well, there goes my answer! Who knew it’d be so close to home?<\/p>\n

Needless to say, she and I immediately burst out laughing.<\/p>\n

After church, we went to see this Igbo family that just had their first baby (a girl named Chioma) five weeks ago. The father’s nose was outstanding! It was that kinda nose you wouldn’t wanna be stuck in an elevator with because it would suck up allll the oxygen! His nose was mighty….errrr…. wat’s da word — mighty???<\/p>\n

And guess what? His daughter has the nose too! Well, one thing is for sure—she won’t ever be out of breath! I just hope she doesn’t get a hold of anyone’s ventilator. But she IS beautiful though. We (including the wife\/mother) were all cracking jokes on the father and his daughter. The mom said as soon as she got to hold her baby (after giving birth to her), the first thing she looked @ was her nose, and as soon as she saw the father’s nose on the daughter, she was like… “Hey, this gal! What did I tell you? I told you not to have his nose!” Well, maybe the womb is soundproof???<\/p>\n

….That’s it for saturday & sunday<\/p>\n

EXTRAZ<\/p>\n

I changed my template…as y’ll have noticed. I did it all by myself…YAY! However, AZUKA<\/span><\/strong><\/a> helped me with some stuff too. Thanks a lot, Azuka. You’re da best! He’s my blog’s errr gynaecologist.<\/p>\n

My last post about my mom<\/em><\/span><\/a><\/strong> reminded me of the time I blogged about my embarrassing moment. Click HERE<\/span><\/strong><\/a> to read it<\/p>\n

All done…… See y’ll tomorrow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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