Ah, this Bukki, you dey find my trouble o! You JUST had 2 tag me ehn? See me enjoyin a well deserved break from the blogosphere, and you no even allow me to come back b4 givin me work. Hmmm, ok o. Let the record reflect that Bukki has been warned o! One more offence and….in short, only God knows what I might do 2 her.<\/p>\n
Needless 2 say sha, I was just havin some mad writer’s block. No, it wasn’t actually writer’s block, but I was just too lazy 2 type.<\/p>\n
FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE<\/strong> FOUR FICTIONAL(ish)* JOBS YOU WISH YOU HAD <\/strong> FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN<\/strong> FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN <\/strong> FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION\/TRAVELED TO FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY <\/strong> FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS FOUR THINGS YOU WON’T EAT <\/strong> FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD EAT OR DRINK RIGHT NOW FOUR THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM <\/strong> FOUR THINGS YOU WISH YOU HAD IN YOUR BEDROOM FOUR THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW <\/strong> FOUR PLACES I’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW FOUR FICTIONAL PLACES I’D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW <\/strong> FOUR PEOPLE YOU\u2019D REALLY LOVE TO HAVE DINNER WITH FOUR THINGS YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW <\/strong> FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS<\/strong> FOUR PEOPLE YOU TAG <\/strong> I’ll be back tomorrow…I think. :))<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
1. McDonald’s Cashier (this was my first job ever!)
2. Baby Sitter (feels a lot better if u have a cute baby)
3. JOY Magazine (columnist)
4. OK, I’m all out of jobs. Obviously, I’m not what you’d consider workin type. I hope 2 one day hit the lottery jackpot and\/or marry a wealthy man.<\/p>\n
1. Sleeper – sleep all I want & get paid
2. Shoe Judge – try new shoes, judge them, keep them 4 free…and get paid while doing it
3. Cell Phone Judge – Get paid 2 try new cell phones (of course, I’ll get to keep them & all their accessories)
4. Just have no job, but yet lack nothing financially<\/p>\n
1. Civil War (a Naija comedy)
2. Zeburudaya (not a movie, but I’ll watch reruns without end)
3. Iche Okwu (not a movie either – it’s an Igbo comedy that I could watch 4eva)
4. Friends (still not a movie, but I culd watch reruns 4eva)
*obviously, I’m not a watch-movie-over kinda person, but I can watch comedy series 4eva<\/p>\n
1. Leningrad, Russia
2. Jos, Plateau State, Nigeria
3. Maryland, USA
4. Ugh…I think that’s all…<\/p>\n
<\/strong>1. Girlfriends
2. Law & Order (SVU, CI, Original)
3. Smallville
4. Friends & Golden Girls
*Yes, I know I’ve mentioned 5*<\/p>\n
<\/strong>1. Lagos, Nigeria
2. Atlanta, Georgia, USA
3. London (although I was really young, so now, I don’t remember)
4. Hmmm, once again, I think I’m outta places. Damn, I need 2 go out more often<\/p>\n
1. A Whole Buncha Blogs
2. Yahoo.com
3. Gmail.com
4. Ebay (this is a recent obsession)<\/p>\n
<\/strong>1. Suya
2. Pounded Yam & Egwusi soup
3. Cooked Yam & Eggs
4. Isi Ewu<\/p>\n
1. Snails (I’m sorry but they look like vaginas!…and I refuse 2 eat them<\/em><\/strong>)
2. Lobsters
3. Crabs
4. Oysters
5. Shrimp
6. Octupus
7. Overcooked rice (ask my grandma 4 details)
8. Smoked Turkey
*oops, you said 4, right?*<\/p>\n
<\/strong>1. Suya
2. Isi Ewu
3. Some typa sweet juice (anything pls! I need my sugar cravin satisfied b4 I lose it)
4. Gala (gosh, I hope they still make em!)<\/p>\n
1. A desk\/table (wateva u wanna call it)
2. Bed (obviously)
3. Laptop
4. Book shelf<\/p>\n
<\/strong>1. Loads more space (yeah, I agree with LondonBukki on this one)
2. A bigger closet
3. A secretary (LOL. Who’s lookin 4 a job?)
4. A bottomless money safe with unlimited cash<\/p>\n
1. Long-sleeve t-shirt (blue)
2. Bra (white)
3. Panties (burgandy red) *yes, I know they don’t match!*
4. Earings (silver)<\/p>\n
<\/strong>1. In front of the suya aboki in Naija
2. At the mama put’s joint waitin 4 my xtra large order of isi ewu
3. At the mercedes factory, waitin 4 them 2 finish buildin my custom-made flying car (keep wishin Vera)
4. In bed, receiving a massage from a very strong man, with very strong, LARGE hands<\/p>\n
*wat is up wit all these fictional kweshionz sef?*
1. A restaurant I described in my novel
2. The ballroom where Cinderella met her prince charming
3. Krypton – Superman’s planet
4. My bed – the one that defies all rules of gravity & floats on my bed<\/p>\n
<\/strong>1. God, and all the people He has confisticated in Heaven
2. My late uncle, George
3. My Daddy
4. Oprah – maybe she can get me a book deal 2 publish my book<\/p>\n
1. I’m sleepy as hell
2. I need to get me a creamy cup of capuccino
3. I’ll beat Bukki up when I see her (whenever, wherever, howeva that is!). I wish I could tag her answer this thing with different answers
4. Why have I been fartin so much 2day?<\/p>\n
1. My laptop
2. Cell Phone (the one I am about 2 buy)
3. My bed
4. My coffee<\/p>\n
1. Engineer Ayo<\/span><\/a>
2. Diamond Hawk<\/span><\/a>
3. Beautifully Human<\/span><\/a>
4. Kokoro Ewa<\/span><\/a>
5. Overwhelmed Naija Babe<\/span><\/a>
*I had 2 tag every1 on my ‘fav blogs’ list. Calabar Gal & London Bukki, consider urselves lucky*<\/p>\n