{"id":157,"date":"2006-10-12T19:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-12T19:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=157"},"modified":"2006-10-12T19:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-12T19:03:00","slug":"stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/stuff.html","title":{"rendered":"STUFF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>My Writing<\/strong><\/em><br \/><strong><em><\/em><\/strong><br \/>I have been told that I may be &#8220;too out there&#8221; for our Naija brother with the things I write.  While I may have considered this, I do not wish to be put in2 a Nigerian box.  I wanna be known first &#038; foremost as a writer.  And as a write, I wanna write what would please majority of my readers.  Though most of my characters are Nigerians, it is only because I am Nigerian&#8230;not because I only wanna have Nigerian readers.  So far so good.  Besides, charity begins @ home.<br \/><em><strong><\/strong><\/em><br \/><em><strong>Crazy Gal<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Busola, my best friend called my public fone &#038; when she didn&#8217;t get me, she left me a message. The gal don kolo finish o! Click <a href=\"http:\/\/www.yousendit.com\/transfer.php?action=download&amp;ufid=D019DFE4007206FF\"><span style=\"color:#ffff33;\">HERE<\/span><\/a> to listen to the message. I blogged about her some months ago when she got engaged. Click <a href=\"http:\/\/verastic.blogspot.com\/2006\/05\/my-best-friend-is-engaged.html\"><span style=\"color:#ffff33;\">HERE<\/span><\/a> to see a picture of her and her boo. This is how the stupid gal greets me everytime o&#8230;make una see for yourself the kind of crazy person I&#8217;m dealing with.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>London Bukki<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>For whatever reason, this girl has been feeling like someone that can beat me o  Make una go warn this gal o!  And on top of that sef, she threatened that I put this on my site &#8220;Thank you so much LondonBukki cos without your gentle persuasion, I won&#8217;t have had the courage to put it up&#8221;.  So I have posted it here 4 her sha&#8230;not that I&#8217;m afraid of her o!  Ah ah, no be lil Bukki of yesterday?  I still remember when I used 2 change her &#8216;napkin&#8217; now.  Okay seriously, thank you London Bukki.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Why???<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Why do these spam\/junk mail people feel the need 2 keep sending me all these &#8216;Vera, enlarge your penis size&#8217;, &#8216;Vera, stay hard longer&#8221;, &#8216;Vera please her better in bed&#8217;, &#8216;Vera, make her scream&#8217;, &#8216;Vera increase your breast size&#8217;, &#8216;Vera increase your butt size&#8217;, and &#8216;Vera have the penis you&#8217;ve always dreamt of&#8217;.  Always dreamt of?  Since when???  Make una warn these spam people o!  I have never wished, nor do I wish now to increase ANY part of my body &#8211; especially a nonexistent penis.  And whoever &#8220;she&#8221; is, I don&#8217;t wanna please &#8220;her&#8221; in bed.  I&#8217;m quite fine with pleasing myself, thank you!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all for now.  Hope y&#8217;ll enjoyed my rantings.  Until tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My WritingI have been told that I may be &#8220;too out there&#8221; for our Naija brother with the things I write. While I may have considered this, I do not wish to be put in2 a Nigerian box. I wanna be known first &#038; foremost as a writer. 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