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\"Durex<\/a>Well, first, Durex sells their condoms to Nigerian women. Then, they bring them all back and ask them who they used the condoms with: their partners? Or their assistant partners? It appears that a whopping 62% of Nigerian women are unfaithful to their partners. There’s only one question on my mind right now: who are these women? And when can I meet them, so they can show me the way!<\/p>\n

Okay, so according to the survey that was conducted by Durex condoms, most Nigerian women are cheats. Because I am a saint above all saints, *adjusts halo*<\/strong> it is clear that I have never done something like this. However, I cannot help but defend my fellow woman-kind. Durex may have told us that 62% of Nigerian women are unfaithful, but Durex didn’t give us the fine print.<\/p>\n

I am here to give you the fine print:<\/p>\n

1.<\/strong>  Durex did not define what it means to be unfaithful. Are we talking emotionally, physically, or financially?<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong>  If it was emotional, was it love or infatuation? Cause infatuation does not count!<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong>  If it was physical (sexual), did the penis go all the way in, or was it just at the tip? The tip doesn’t count.<\/p>\n

4.<\/strong>  If the penis went all the way in during intercourse, did she orgasm or not? If she did not orgasm, it does not count.<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong>  Were the women in actual relationships with their partners or were they just talking<\/em> with them? Cause you know that makes a difference.<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong>  If it was financial, was any part of the money she took from her assistant partner spent on her partner? If so, it does not count as cheating.<\/p>\n

7.<\/strong>  Were their partners cheating, too? If not, had they ever cheated? If the answer to either question is yes, then it does not count as cheating on the part of the woman. It is simply payback.<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong>  When 62% of Nigerian women are cheating on their partners, what does that say about their men? (This argument cannot be used when the case is reversed and the man is the cheat).<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong>  Why should we even trust a company that makes slippery balloons for the penis?<\/p>\n

If it is indeed true that 62% of Nigerian women are cheats, then so be it. Maybe our men will finally believe that whatever they do, we can do it, too – sometimes even better. The issue now is how to develop an app that will curb these women’s appetite – if it is true what this survey says. But I seriously doubt it.<\/p>\n

If Durex can at least dash these cheating women some free condoms so they can sex safely, that would be greatly appreciated.<\/p>\n

P.S.<\/strong> It is now 23 days before I unveil myself. Wooooooooooooot!<\/p>\n

>>> Join me on Facebook<\/a><\/strong> and on Twitter<\/a><\/strong>. Let’s talk <<<<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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