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I have been listening to this song from Sunny Bobo (I blogged bout it some dayz ago<\/a>), and though I cannot fully understand everything he’s saying, I just love the sound of it. Some days ago I blogged about it; actually it was an audioblog, and you can listen to it here<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

While the name ‘Sunny Bobo’ does not particularly turn me on or anything like that, I do love the words that flow out of his mouth. Something about the way the words are pronounced and the tune they carry just makes me miss Naija soooooo much. Makes me wanna go for an Igbo event with immediate alacrity.<\/p>\n

If you dare, listen to the audioblog. It’s not all that clear because I recorded it from my CD player through my phone, so it’s not a clear, crisp sound. But enjoy anyway.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Speaking of audioblogs, did y’ll get the email that starting Nov. 1st, audioblogger would no longer be available? I can’t say I will particularly miss it since I have only used it once, but I will definitely miss the option of using it. Oh well.<\/div>\n
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Back to my talk about the Imo dialect being sexxy. I don’t know about other languages, but I do know that Igbo has many different dialects. Even in one state alone, there are several dialects. So Imo definitely has a different dialect from my good ol’ Anambra general dialect.<\/div>\n
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So now I have a mission: to find me a foine ass Imo man. Does any1 have any leads that may help a desperate Anambra gal find a foine Imo man? He doesn’t have 2 do anything special for me. Let him just speak the language. That’s all I ask. I’ll take care of everything else. I’ll even set our wedding date sef; all he has to do is show up that day and vow 2 marry me for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness & in health. While I vow to marry him as long as he speaks the language to me.<\/div>\n
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Yes, I know I’ve lost my good sense. But who hasn’t???<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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