Huh?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She repeated it, “Yeah, she likes you. But I told her you only do poles, not holes.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n I must have still looked very confused because she then asked, “You do only do poles, not holes, right?”<\/em> She asked, looking for verbal confirmation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Stuttering (because I was still imagining the poles versus holes thing), I said, “Well, yeah, of course, if that’s how you want to put it.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n “You’re straight.”<\/em> She said. Although it sounded more like a question.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Yes, Ms. Anita, I’m very straight,”<\/em> I said, this time with authority.<\/p>\n\n\n\n “Well, good. I told her that, but she said you were very good-looking, and she could flip you over like a biscuit.”<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Ehn? Me, Vera? Flip me over like a common biscuit? Me? Sweet Potatoes of Verastic, where are you people oh? Are you just going to sit there and let a woman flip me over like that? Men of Verastic, should you not be fighting and clamoring to flip me over instead? I know I’ve been fighting for gender equality, but the thing no Now I was laughing hysterically. I mean, no one has ever threatened<\/em> to flip me over like a biscuit. Also, I don’t know if Tina was planning on flipping me over metaphorically (flipping me from straight to gay) or if she was talking about flipping me over literally. The latter sounds better by the way, but I’m thinking she meant the former.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I told Anita that I did not even know that Tina was gay, and Anita was looking at me like I was crazy because it was obvious, she said. I no longer work with either one of these ladies (both African-Americans), but in retrospect, I’m glad that I no longer work with Tina because I wonder if it would have been awkward working with someone who wants to flip you over like a biscuit when you are not ready to reciprocate the want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n I want to say that this is my first encounter with having a woman wanting me like that, but I’m wondering if it has happened before and if I wrote about it. I’m too lazy to go searching for that story, so I’m taking this in like it’s the first time. And I don’t know why the knowledge that a lesbian wants to flip me over like a biscuit is so exciting to me. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Well, I suppose that I know why it’s exciting. First of all, flipping me over, hello, yes, please. Secondly, being wanted by a woman is just a new type of excitement. 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