{"id":138,"date":"2006-09-20T03:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-20T03:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=138"},"modified":"2006-09-20T03:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-20T03:19:00","slug":"oh-god-why-me-now-ehn-why-not-funmie-she-deserves-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/oh-god-why-me-now-ehn-why-not-funmie-she-deserves-it.html","title":{"rendered":"Oh God, Why Me Now Ehn? Why Not Funmie…She Deserves It"},"content":{"rendered":"

OK, I know the title of this post is a sentence on its own, but that’s how I feel right now. Lemme tell you my predicament:<\/p>\n

There I was, being the good girl that I have always been, and this damn cold just had to strike me. Now, my nose is stuffy and I can’t breathe. I was still tryna deal with that, and then yesterday my right eye starting itching so bad. I had tears streaming down my right eye nonstop, but I didn’t even know how bad it was until I came home and looked at my eye in the mirror. It was RED! Just the right eye oh. This morning I woke up with a sore throat; can you imagine? What kinda rubbish is this? Why am I the one with all these problems when Funmie has none? I slept @ Funmie’s house last night and tried my best to give her one of my illnesses, but she refused to catch it. But it’s all good though; I will make sure I put her in2 prayer. I know prayer moves mountains, so by the time I pray about it, Funmi will wake up being just as sick as I am.<\/p>\n

Anyways, I diagnosed myself with “pink eye” (conjunctivitis) – actually, Funmie’s sister, Seun diagnosed me with it, so I researched it online and found out that there are three types: Allergic, Viral and baterial. From the symptoms I am having, I’m thinking and really hoping that mine is allergic, but what is the cause? I do remember picking out a piece of mascara from my right eye on Sunday – could that be the problem? I also cleaned my eyes with eye makeup remover, and some of it got in2 my eye….but it was the left eye it got in2. So what the hell is ma problem??? Oh well, I got myself some Visine-A for red eye and irritation, and the redness has decreased…although it’s still itching the hell outta me, but I’ll live. I definitely won’t miss it when its gone. But you know what will make me really, really, really happy? Funmie’s catching all my sicknesses and even more.<\/p>\n

Oh, and I’m done with my article ‘Love & Be Loved’. You can read it on my other blog www.veraezimora.com<\/a> or you can visit other Naija sites: www.nigeriaworld.com<\/a> www.nigeriansinamerica.com<\/a> www.nigeriavillagesquare.com<\/a><\/p>\n

Well, I guess that’s it for now. Help me talk to our Father, God, so He can be merciful enough to let Funmie have hers!<\/p>\n

Nite-Nite…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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