Remeber all that bs I said about having a soul mate in everything? Well, forget that I ever said that. I just recently discovered that monogamy is not only unnatural, but also IMPOSSIBLE. I constantly find myself wanting, needing, craving something else. So how can I be expected to be faithful to ONLY ONE thing when all these things keep calling my name and whispering sweet nothings in2 my ears? So you see, this is an impossible task.<\/p>\n
By the way, for those that are lost and thinking, my God, how could Vera say that?!<\/em>, I am not talking about a human soul mate like your partner\/significant other, I am talking about a soul mate in everything else…like lotion, soap, deodorant, etc. OK, maybe I am the only one crazy enough to try and find my soul mate in everything sha, but a while ago, I thought I could. I have been using Olay Soap for a while, and I was sure it was my soul mate in soap, but then today, I fell for temptation. I bought Careess soap instead. In my defense, I am only trying the Caress, so after the trial period, I might continue using caress, or go back to Olay, or even try a completely different soap – who knows? I have been using Olay lotion for a while too, although I did fumble a week ago and began to dream about another lotion: Aveeno! Needless to say, I did not buy Aveeno, and I am still with my Olay Quench, and from the looks of it, I will not be buying Aveeno…@ least not anytime soon. I am back in love with Olay. I have to congratulate my self for still using the same deodorant (Secret). One might argue that it isn’t the same one because I have changed fragrances, but at least they are all Secret, right? And besides (in my defense again), the only reason why I tried several ones was because when I went to buy the regular ones, they didn’t have them, so I had to try something new. Right now, I’m using the Vanilla one, and I love it! It’s a new fragrance and it is absolutely perfect!…until I fall for another one, of course.<\/p>\n Now, why do I feel like you’re interested in all this garbage I just typed? I dunno really. I just feel like you might wanna know about my stuff. Be thankful I didn’t start telling you about sanitary pads. But wait a minute! I have been using the same sanitary pads (Always) since I started needing them, i.e. mensturating. So, I guess I have been faithful and loyal to Always, right? I solemnly believe that I would never sway from using Always pads. They are the best – I don’t care what anyone says. Hmmmm….so much for not telling you about my pads, huh? Seriously, when I typed that I wasn’t gonna tell you about my pads, I meant it, but some how I got caught up in the moment. I remembered that I have been faithful to Always, and so I figured I needed to give myself a pat on the back for a job well done…don’t you think so? <\/p>\n Oh well….I guess that’s the end of my sermon – if you’d call it that, of course.<\/p>\n Have a mighty good day. I’m off to finish writing my short story, so I can send it off to the people I am writing it for.<\/p>\n :KISSES:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"