{"id":1331,"date":"2011-08-01T23:22:18","date_gmt":"2011-08-02T04:22:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verastic.com\/?p=1331"},"modified":"2012-10-18T02:29:53","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T06:29:53","slug":"prelude-to-the-story-about-the-married-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/prelude-to-the-story-about-the-married-man.html","title":{"rendered":"Prelude To The Story About The Married Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot count on one hand how many times I have written about married men. As God would bear me witness, I, Vera Ezimora, have never been involved with a married man. I may not be married, but I regard the institution of marriage very highly. I maintain that marriage is not by force. I do not know or understand why men get married, only to turn around and cheat on their wives. I do not condone promiscuity, but if your penis is not mono-friendly or mono-capable, then please, save an innocent woman the misery of a heartbreak.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m angry right now because I just had another incident of a married man talking nonsense to me. But this time, it&#8217;s different. This time, I will write a full blown write-up about him. His wife just sent me a message, too. She said I should get a life because her husband would never stoop so low. I did not respond to her message because (1) I am not convinced that she actually sent it. He might have logged into her account and sent it, and (2) I want to believe that women are no longer this stupid.<\/p>\n<p>You know, Vera is usually drama-free. I usually never write about anything personal, but this time, my anger compels me to go ahead and do it. Consequences be damned. I am currently collecting &#8220;evidence&#8221; for my write up. This is going to be good. Stay tuned.<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> The married man should stop sending his friends to call and beg me not to put this write-up up.<\/p>\n<p><strong>P.P.S.<\/strong> His wife just came from Nigeria &#8212; all of three or four months ago. Welcome to America. And welcome to the husband you actually married, not the one you thought you married.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to bed. I shall draft this piece while I sleep. Those are usually the best ones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot count on one hand how many times I have written about married men. As God would bear me witness, I, Vera Ezimora, have never been involved with a married man. I may not be married, but I regard the institution of marriage very highly. I maintain that marriage is not by force. 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