{"id":1221,"date":"2011-06-15T23:22:36","date_gmt":"2011-06-16T04:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verastic.com\/?p=1221"},"modified":"2011-06-19T22:27:29","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T03:27:29","slug":"ive-got-sperm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/ive-got-sperm.html","title":{"rendered":"I’ve Got Sperm!"},"content":{"rendered":"

As you may or may not know, I am a future mommy of confusingly identical twin boys. I am not pregnant with them yet, and I am not planning on being pregnant with them right now either. I am not currently doing anything that is capable of making me pregnant with them. Pun intended.<\/p>\n

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But I do want them, and I do want them badly. I’ve started buying clothes for my future babies. No, I am not buying two of everything. I don’t intend for my twin boys to dress alike all the time – unless they choose to. And if I must buy them the same outfit, it must be different colors – unless, again, they choose to do otherwise.<\/span><\/p>\n


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In light of this fact, I put out a tweet the other day…<\/span><\/p>\n

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I posted the tweet and carelessly walked away from my phone. I had no idea that it would become a tweetversation<\/em>. I got all types of suggestions and ideas. I am too lazy to put a picture of each response, but I’ll give you the general gist. Alternatively, of course, you can follow me on Twitter<\/a><\/strong>. Pleeeeaaaassssseeeee?? \ud83d\ude00<\/span><\/p>\n

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Some of the suggestions …<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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  1. “Eat lots of yam …” – courtesy of <\/span>Ehi_remen<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  2. “IVF should do that … ” – courtesy of CriistalPur<\/a><\/strong><\/span>e<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n“Stop ejaculation midway, blow air to seal the first baby, then put the second baby and blow more air to seal it too … \u00a0“- Courtesy of <\/span>DizzyDami<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  3. “Or injections that cause the egg to be volatile … ” – Courtesy of <\/span>SteinerMarshall<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  4. “Not ‘sweet potatoes’ that Americans call yams. It has to be yams from Igbo-Ora in SW Nigeria … ” – Courtesy of <\/span>NaijaSwag<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  5. “Fertility clinic is the best bet. There are some hormones that can be taken to increase the chance of double fertilization … ” – Courtesy of <\/span>Ada_D_Body<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  6. “Gud luck. Dont end up like Octo mom sha … ” – Courtesy of <\/span>Alien_Enoch<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  7. “Clomid medicine will do … It’s a medicine that helps you concieve. It releases multiple eggs so you have twins or more … ” – Courtesy of <\/span>AbimpyMoschino<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n
  8. “Eat yam? Amala…” – Courtesy of CheRox<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    But my favorite one was …<\/span><\/p>\n

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    But of course, I couldn’t just take his word for it. After all, it is said that the person who asks questions never gets lost. So I inquired of him …<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

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    He’s a man who knows the facts and also has the stats to back up the facts. So he made the stats of the facts known to me.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    Oh, yes! The record was (is) definitely valid enough! After finding out the record, I went ahead and made a public declaration.<\/span><\/p>\n

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    And that is the chronicle of the Vera Ezimora Meets RealNaijaBloke’s Sperm<\/strong><\/em> gist. Consider this a Public Service Announcement (PSA) about RealNaijaBloke’s<\/a><\/strong> sperm. It is mine! I need it for the conception of my confusingly identical twin boys, so everyone needs to back off. I don’t care who or what you are: man, woman, child, or beast. Leave RealNaijaBloke’s<\/a><\/strong> sperm alone for me. DO NOT TRESPASS!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

    On that note, you can see that so many things happen on Twitter<\/a><\/strong>. You can get breaking news, a spouse, a job, a house, a discount, and even well loaded, twin-making sperm.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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