{"id":12,"date":"2006-02-04T04:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-04T04:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verastic.com.s96953.gridserver.com\/site\/?p=12"},"modified":"2006-02-04T04:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-04T04:31:00","slug":"this-is-me-being-anal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/this-is-me-being-anal.html","title":{"rendered":"This Is Me Being Anal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I promised I would tell you some of the anal things I do (call them pet peeves if you like), so here goes&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I wash meat till there is almost no blood.  This is fine when I&#8217;m not in a hurry and I have all day (which is IMpossible), but not when I have a room full of hungry people.  Let&#8217;s just say I&#8217;ve been banned from washing meat when other people are involved.<\/li>\n<li>I hate it when people wash their hands in the kitchen sink&#8230; with dishes in it.  Eww!  I don&#8217;t care if it&#8217;s just a fork; take your dirty ass hands 2 the bathroom!<\/li>\n<li>I hate it when people move things and don&#8217;t keep them back EXACTLY the way I left them<\/li>\n<li>I hate it when people chew with their mouths open<\/li>\n<li>All my clothes have to face one direction, and they ALL have to be organized in order of season&#8230; fall, winter, summer &#038; fall.<\/li>\n<li>One spoon CANNOT go into two pots&#8230;. NEVER!<\/li>\n<li>Flossers are in!  Any day, any time.<\/li>\n<li>There absolutely CANNOT be any hair on the floor, or in the sink or anywhere if it&#8217;s not on ur body<\/li>\n<li>Soup plates are strictly for soup; not rice and definitely not fufu (Funmie, take note please)<\/li>\n<li>Short forks are strictly for salad<\/li>\n<li>Teaspoons are strictly for tea<\/li>\n<li>Chewing gum while talking to me on the phone is an absolute NO NO!<\/li>\n<li>Pulling my comforter or blanket off my bed is out of bounds<\/li>\n<li>Putting your ass on my pillow (the one I would put my head on) is damn crazy<\/li>\n<li>Coming into the house and heading straight for the fridge (without thoroughly washing your hands) is a crime that is punishable by me<\/li>\n<li>Speaking of washing hands, please use soap and do NOT wipe your hands on my towel.  That&#8217;s what the paper towel is for.<\/li>\n<li>Changing anything that belongs to me without my permission will result in me being bitch for a full 24 hours<\/li>\n<li>Eating and leaving reminants (like a grain of rice) on the floor or table is a questionable character (Funmie take note please)<\/li>\n<li>Eating and leaving the plate (with the chicken bones in it) on the cooker as if you have a maid to take care of it is also out of the question (Ibukun, please take note)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I promised I would tell you some of the anal things I do (call them pet peeves if you like), so here goes&#8230; I wash meat till there is almost no blood. 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