I came 2 my aunt’s house yesterday because my grandma had a doctor’s appointment for today (She’s always havin’ them, right?). Anyways, I came here yesterday afta first goin 2 D.C.’s Farmer’s market. Gosh, I hate that place!<\/p>\n
After going there yesterday, I told Funmie that when I get married, I would be sending her on errands to Farmer’s Market (since she wants 2 one day own a restaurant). She said I musta lost my mind, so I told her that if she didn’t go where I sent her, I would make sure that I come 2 her house and take all the food she has….cause you know her food is bangin!<\/p>\n
Anyways, I was here (@ my aunt’s house) and we were all having a family night, so to say. We were all in the living room havin a nice time oh, and then my aunt (the unmarried one) took my bag and started looking thru it. She brought out my Mace [pepper spray] (yes, I do carry mace. You never know when one might need it!) and she was all fascinated ’bout it – dunno. Next thing, she proceeded 2 spray just a lil bit in the palm of her hand – I dunno why. As if that wasn’t enough, she sniffed it and of course she started coughing non-stop. Once again, I dunno why she did a thing like that. I really cannot explain the strange behaviors of my family, 4 real.<\/p>\n
In less than a minute, everyone in the house was coughing, includin me. Even the people upstairs were coughin sef. My grandma and other aunt were pissed as shit. The culprit herself ran upstairs in2 the room and locked the door. I could not stop laffin!!!……..and coughing!!!!<\/p>\n
Today is my fifth day wit Ms. Flow and she should really be going by now, but I think she will not be gone till tomorrow cause she started in the late hours of saturday. Oh well. As long as she is gone by the 11th when I would be travellin 2 King’s Dominion in Virginia. Of course, you know I can’t be wearin a bloody diaper while I’m tryna swim…not that I can swim but…<\/p>\n
Anyways…I guess that’s it for now. While I was taking a shower, I thought about something 2 add to my book. Gots 2 go now. I need 2 get a typin before I forget it.<\/p>\n
Hugs & Kisses<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"