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\"\"<\/a> L-R: Kayode, Iheanyi, Ireti (baby), Uju (aka osisi na mi ego – stick\/wood that sucks money) & Daniel.
\"\"<\/a> L-R: Kayode (former omonaija – don’t ask questions pls), Iheanyi (I dunno how many bottles of beer r in that cup sef), Funmie – the aboki who took over the grillin from Simeon. Seriously, we called her aboki all nite (close ur mouth jare, and wat r u so happy bout anywayz?!), Ireti (baby), & Daniel
\"\"<\/a> Some suya, corn, burgers & hot dogs
\"\"<\/a> L-R: Ibukun she just had 2 pass the front of the camera – that girl sef), Iheanyi, and Timbo’s arm
\"\"<\/a>Busola…dunno wat she’s feelin like; someone musta told her shez cute o!
\"\"<\/a> Simeon…the first aboki we had. He made the tasty suya – even though he 4got 2 put salt in it. He grilled everything till he had 2 leave. Some1 will see this pic & think he’s a better person now…but remember 2 not 4get that looks can be deceiving
\"\"<\/a> L-R: Iheanyi (aka Fox), Timbo (dunno who she was tellin waka – better not be me o!), Ireti (baby), Uju (aka osisi na mi ego – meaning the stick\/wood that sucks money. Uhm, where is the money???), and Daniel – wat is he laffin @??<\/div>\n
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Well, the cookout went just well. It rained several times and disturbed our floor, but it didn’t stop us. Simeon, Iheanyi, and Daniel kept cracking us up all nite. They talked about and made fun of everyone. They made fun of Timbo’s small breast and small yansh, they made fun of my ass, they made fun of the rapid increase of Uju’s breast from last year till date, they made fun of Sola’s breast (Simeon said it’s an A-cup). I couldn’t stop laughin d whole nite. Twas definitely worth it…although @ a point, I felt like beating God up for sending the rain.<\/div>\n
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If you’re wondering about my aunt, well, I am happy and proud 2 say that she was no problem @ all. In fact, she was perfect! My whole family was perfect.<\/div>\n
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I just wanna say thanx 2 every1 that came; I really appreciate it. There is no doubt in my mind that I’ve got the best friends in da whole wide world.<\/div>\n
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p.s. There were more people that the pictures above, but I didn’t take the pictures of some, and some whose pictures I took didn’t want their pix online. I kept telling them “take a picture for my blog.” So as u can see, I do think of you even when I’m not with you. Mmm, that doesn’t even make sense but wateva.<\/div>\n
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Have a wonderful nite. Off I go 2 flatten my hair (the rain made it frizzy)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

L-R: Kayode, Iheanyi, Ireti (baby), Uju (aka osisi na mi ego – stick\/wood that sucks money) & Daniel. L-R: Kayode (former omonaija – don’t ask questions pls), Iheanyi (I dunno how many bottles of beer r in that cup sef), Funmie – the aboki who took over the grillin from Simeon. 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