{"id":1040,"date":"2011-03-15T06:46:05","date_gmt":"2011-03-15T11:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.verastic.com\/?p=1040"},"modified":"2011-04-11T15:40:14","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T20:40:14","slug":"at-least-six-inches-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verastic.com\/site\/vl\/at-least-six-inches-long.html","title":{"rendered":"At Least Six Inches Long"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">If you had asked me some years ago what I wanted in a man, I would have said, <em>&#8220;Tall, Christian, God-fearing, educated, older than me, good job, people person &#8230; and a six-inch long penis.&#8221;<\/em> There was only one thing wrong with my desire for a six-inch long penis: I had never seen one.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I don&#8217;t know where I got the idea that six inches was the ideal length of a penis. I had never seen, touched, measured, or <em>had<\/em> one. But my friends and I spent hours discussing &#8211; sometimes with intricate details &#8211; why we just had to have six-inch long penises. Yes, <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9nYbpF\" target=\"_blank\">Funmie<\/a><\/strong> was one of said friends. Neither of us had ever seen what this perfect-number-six penis looked like, but we were sure that it was perfect, and that we would never, ever settle for less. In case you&#8217;re wondering, I was about 17 or 18 at the time. Our fascination with the six-inch beauty was an obsession that stemmed from who-knows-what.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">It may sound a bit unbelievable that at the age of 17 or 18, I had never seen a penis, but perhaps I had seen one. My cousin, Nachi used to live with us for several years. I was probably between the ages of 9 to 14 or something like that. During that time, I did see his penis, of course, but that doesn&#8217;t count for several reasons. (a) I was young and did not really have the natural inclination I have now to immediately dart my eyes to mid-section of a naked man. Walahi it&#8217;s reflex &#8212; not that I now come across many naked men (b) It&#8217;s been so long that I don&#8217;t even remember what Nachi&#8217;s said penis looked like. I only know he had something dangling in front of him, and I remember that mostly because I know all boys have it. Even if I had never seen it, a part of my brain would think I saw it. Of course, Nachi also did these dances with it, dances he used to entertain me and our house help, Ngozi. I wonder now if that was some level of incest on my part and child pornography and pedophilia on her part, and (c) Nachi is my cousin, and I probably shouldn&#8217;t be discussing his penis or the remembrance of it on my blog.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">*One brow up*<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Several years later, I no longer ask for the six-inch penis. It is my lack of thought for it and my insensitivity toward it that has caused me to tell you all about my once-lived love affair with it. I don&#8217;t know when, why or how I forgot about what used to once be one of my major requirements in a man. I guess all good things must really come to an eventual end. Knowing the readers of this blog, I can already predict the questions that you may have: <em>So have you seen a penis now? Was it six inches? Would you accept 5.5 inches? Would you have said no to 7 inches? \u00a0Have you ever measured a penis?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">And to all your questions, I say, I&#8217;m sorry, I know nothing of this penis that you speak of. What is a penis? <strong>*INSERT BLANK IGBO STARE*<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>P.S.<\/strong> I have a rather compelling show coming up this Saturday: <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/fsnklX\" target=\"_blank\">He Touched Me There<\/a><\/strong>. Yes, we will be talking about sexual abuse and molestation. Yes, my co-host <em>was<\/em> a victim. Yes, she&#8217;s African. Oh, you want to know how you can listen?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Date:<\/strong> Saturday, March 19th \u00a02011<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Time:<\/strong> 10am U.S. Eastern | 3pm GMT | 3pm Nigerian Time <em>[Please note that it is now <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>3pm Nigerian Time<\/strong><\/span>, no longer 4pm because of the season&#8217;s change]<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Call in number :<\/strong> 1.646.929.1905<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>E-mail:<\/strong> radio@verastic.com<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong>Text:<\/strong> 1.443.934.9039<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Listen <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/fsnklX\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you had asked me some years ago what I wanted in a man, I would have said, &#8220;Tall, Christian, God-fearing, educated, older than me, good job, people person &#8230; 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