Honey Pot = Vagina. There are other names for this V-Word that I will remember not to include in this post.
There are some known benefits of citrus fruits (oranges, tangerines, grapefruits, clementines, lemons, limes, etc). Some of these benefits include their ability to reduce the risk of heart disease and certain cancers. It is also said that it can reduce the risk of stroke in women. I’m not going to go into the detail of how this works because that is not what this post is about. Plus, I have no idea anyway, and I’m too lazy to research it right now. In addition to these benefits, however, you won’t believe what it can do for your honey pot. Well, find out!
I was watching Single Ladies on VH1 the other day, and the doctor on the show told one of the characters (can’t remember her name, but she’s the white one) while giving her a pap smear that she had one of the most beautiful honey pots he had ever seen. These were not his exact words.
He went ahead to ask her out on a date, and while they were out on that date, he told her that citrus fruits can make her honey pot sweeter. In light of this news, she ordered herself a fruit salad. On another day, they were about to go on a date and he came to pick her up, but he suggested that they eat in instead. He definitely ate in.
Lesson learned: Citrus fruits are good for my honey pot, and as soon as I publish this post, I’m running off to Shoppers to buy all their citrus fruits. They ain’t never seen nothing like this! By the time I’m done eating those citrus fruits, even my nether region will be sweet.
Other lesson learned: Did I mention that I learned this from a TV drama/sitcom? You might wanna take it with a grain of salt until we confirm from a real doctor.
Dilemma: But who will tell me if the citrus fruits are working on my honey pot? Hold that thought *speed-dialing Igwe*
O_O Where is Vera running to?
Nowhere oh! Just went to the grocery store real quick. Lol.
oh oh lol is it drinking the citrus or using it to wash the honey pot region?which one?biko shed more light Vera.lol
you can actually use a solution one part citrus fruit(lemon suggested) and two parts water to wash your honey pot…natural unsweetened yoghurt works well too…*sits back and waits for igwe’s feedback on said honeypot*
Pendo, are you for real? Never heard of that oh! Must try it and come back to give a report. Igwe hasn’t tested the theory yet. I’m giving the honey pot time to marinade. Haha. Can’t believe I just said that.
hahahaha lol at marinating honey pot i haff died!!! yes oh yoghurt is great and helps especially to prevent thrush, all those store bought lactacyd based feminine wash products contain the same proteins found in yoghurt as well
Ah!! I will never look at the yogurt the same way again. Ice cream nko? Or sour cream? And milk – different brands: Peak, NIDO, Cowbell. In fact, name it!
I believe u just said that! No be u?
Hahaha @ using it to wash the honey pot. Lol!! Not a bad idea! And after using it to wash the honey pot, we can then proceed to eat it, or better yet, serve it to our friends, Tehehehe.
Anyway, the doctor said eating more citrus fruits will make your honey pot sweeter.
ROFL! Well, I would definitely persuade the mister to conduct a study to prove or shoot down this theory. I laughed so hard at “They ain’t never seen nothing like this!”
L, so you’re waiting for a confirmation too, huh? Lol. Well, as soon as I have confirmation, I will definitely let y’all know. Lol.
I will like a confirmation report from igwe Biko. I should go and watch my recorded “Single Ladies”…hmmmm
When next you see him, make sure you ask him of confirmation. And yeah, you should go watch your Single Ladies.
Awon girls,una too much o. One part lemon,one part water.
Honey pot theory.
Make una prove am,yarn me result. My friend sister cousin younger sister go find am resourceful. Lol.
Hahahaha @ your friend sister cousin younger sister. Na so! Tochi, don’t worry I gat you!! LOL @ part lemon and part water. Norrin do you. Once I have prove, you’ll know. I’ll just be smiling all the time for no reason.
Vera done ruin my innocence. I am going on to say 200 hail Marys