Finally Gat My Nails Done

So I finally went out & gat my nails done…thank God! But b4 I went, I was seconds away from changin my mind about going cause I suddenly came down with a stomach ache; I dunno wat that was all about sha, but it really hurt. But afta some careful ‘shittin’, it went away sha. I shoulda made an appointment, but I didn’t, so when I got there, the place was crowded (2day being friday & all). I got there like 6:30pm, and I was told that I might not be able 2 get service till 8pm. I had no choice but 2 wait.

I went outside and stood there just tryna think of wat 2 do next, then some oyibo man pulled in front of me. I thought he wanted 2 ask 4 directions or something, but instead…
oyibo man: u need a ride?
me: Oh, no Sir, thanks (I even out sir sef!)
oyibo man: u wanna party?
me: [confused] huh?
oyibo man: I said, u wanna party?
me: Uhm, no thanks [confused, iritated, agitated….all @ once)

Then I turned around and walked back 2 where I was standing, and then the oyibo man said “nice ass!” Chei! Wat is this world turnin in2? A world where an oyibo man is complementing a black person’s ass. Not that if I give him the ass sef he would be able 2 handle it… :HISSES: rubbish…. can u imagine this? Anyways…

Do u know wat this oyibo man looked like? He wasn’t even fine by any stretch of the word. He was about 50-55, he was wearing wat looked like boxers – very short green boxers 2 be precise, he had absolutely no shirt on, he had a bottle of beer in his cup holder and cigarettes on his chair, so wat kinda party wuld I have been attending with this pedophile-look-alike? Seriously speaking, he looked like a molester. Even if I needed a ride sef, wat kinda madness wuld prompt me 2 enter his car? So that next thing, I would become a statistic in American rape ehn? Tufia kwa!

Anyhow sha, I did my nails and I am happy wit them. Tomorrow, I will be attending a weddin wit Sola here in Bmore. I’m gonna wear a pink lace and pink scarf… basically, I’ll just be a lady in pink… shey u get? (Why do I keep sayin ‘shey u get?’?)

Nite nite… I’m really tired. Been cleanin d house since my mother decided 2 cook all this soup. I took a picture of the soup (bitter leaf), which I will post tomorrow, so you can take a look.