No, seriously, what is it with you people and breasts? What is the obsession with women's breasts? You want to see, touch, and suck as many as you can. And why is this? How does it make you feel when you see these inflated body parts? For all we know, breasts are just extra lungs for women, to hold extra air ... for those times we may need to let off extra air from being extra pissed off. So what is it with you and breasts?? Tell me. I need to know, so I can use mine more Read More
Is There A Beating In Rihanna’s Future?
By now, everyone is aware of the breaking news that we all knew was going to break: Rihanna is back with Chris Brown. Say it isn't so! And since this news, every time I see Rihanna's new photo - like her new cover on Vogue - people make it a point to repeat again how foolish she is for going back to Chris Brown. Like, how could she be so stupid?! A man beat you once; he will do it hundred times over. See, I don't know Rihanna and Chris personally - bet you did not know that - and I have no Read More
There Are At Least 8 Types Of Vaginas. Which One Is Yours?
I have male friends. And when a girl has male friends, a girl tends to hear a lot about girls - from the guys' perspective. One of the things I have recently learned is that there are types of vaginas, that men name these vaginas, and that men also have preferences. There are many lists out there with types of vaginas. Some of them include pictures. The list I was originally going to blog about has 30 types of vagina in it - with pictures - but it seems a little too vulgar for Read More
There Are Breast Orgasms?! Shut The Front Door!
When I read the 50 Shades trilogy and got to the part where Christian Grey gave Anastasia Steele an orgasm simply by doing whatever he was doing to her nipples, I was not really impressed because, well, I was reading a novel. And it was all fiction. So yes, of course, orgasm by nipple-playing is very possible. But then I came across this, and my mind was blown away! Wait, there are actually women who orgasm in their breasts? This is not about having an orgasm only via Read More
Ladies, We Can Now Pee While Standing!
You know there are so many inventions out there. Like the sex toy that connects over wi-fi, and the Kelloggs bag that costs $750, and the virginity kit. Now, I've discovered a new one: the Shewee! So what is this Shewee that I speak of? Well, you know as a woman, you have to squat to pee - when you are not on a toilet - while men, on the other hand, can just whip out their members and aim it where they please. If you give them your mouth, they will aim it there, too. For centuries, women Read More
