I know that all kinds of crazy things happen in this world, and in spite of how many crazy things I have read and written about, I never really stop being shocked. So here comes the robot sex thing: according to a study, women who have longer orgasms tend to live longer. This isn't just about how many orgasms a woman has, but also about how long they last. The longer, the better. Apparently, "[Sexbots will] be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, Read More
How Short Is Too Short For Women Over 30?
Sometime last year - can't believe I'm referring to 2012 as last year - Uzo and I got to talking about clothes, and she mentioned to me that when a woman gets to a certain age, she cannot - should not - wear certain clothes. And of course, this makes sense. Can't imagine my grandma in short shorts. We got to the issue of skirts because I love skirts. And most of the ones I have are short, though not as short as the one in this post. According to Uzo, when a woman becomes 30, she should not Read More
Givenchy, My Givenchy
You know how much I love perfumes, right? A while ago, I owned over 30 bottles of perfumes to my name. I decided then that I would not purchase one single perfume until I am done with every bottle. I technically got done with every bottle. There are two left now, and that's just because I don't really like them much, so I have only used them because I did not have a choice. Fast forward to before Christmas. I went to Macy's with the intention of buying a brand new fragrance. After smelling Read More
Can Women Have It All?
As women, our first problem is being women. Being a woman is a preexisting condition that is a gateway to other conditions. Everything we do or want to do is related to us being women. Naturally, men dream of doing big things, like owning companies, like running for office, like being fathers, like being rich and famous, etc. But as women, dreaming of the same things doesn't go on the same road. Sure, we can want to be like Oprah, but at what cost? Will we ever find love? If we do, can we Read More
Iyanya Dumps Tonto Dikeh For Tiwa Savage!
Well, technically, that's not completely true. He has not dumped Tonto - yet. But it's definitely coming. By now, I'm sure most of you have heard of Iyanya dumping Yvonne Nelson for Tonto Dikeh. It's really bad when you are dumped - especially when you did not see it coming - but I think the only thing worse than being dumped [by Iyanya] is being dumped by Iyanya ... for Tonto. Like, how the heck does that happen?!?! When Iyanya's "Your Waist" song came out, Igwe couldn't stop laughing. He Read More
