In case you have not figured it out, I cannot come up with a better title for this post, so here goes. I have a buncha things 2 talk about...and none of them would bring about world peace.ONE DOWN, PLENTY MORE TO GOThese birthday gifts of mine are taking their sweet time coming to me. Busola gave me this pair of green shoes for my birthday. Perfecto! They're size 10 even though I wear 9. There was no size nine, and I refused to let a size come between me and this beauty. I'll stuff it with Read More

This is what I used to look like. If it helps you put a face on me, I still kinda look the same...except much bigger, of course. A lotta people say I look the same, so who knows, with this you might be able to reccognize me....not that I'm really hiding my face.Both pictures were taken in Russia. Did you notice my hot, convertible green ride? I was ridin' dirty o! I was a baaaad chic. I shoulda taken the picture with my sunglasses, so that you could see just how hott I was. Boys used to die for Read More

It's been hard to believe, but Samuel is dead. Here is the video of his funeral which I personally performed. I have (more like had) two fish (fishes?). They're both small male betta fishes. Samuel was the smaller one, and Phillip (the bigger one) killed it - at least that's what I believe. Phillip has been hitting Samuel, and finally Samel gave up the ghost. Oh well. Guess it's time for another fish shopping. I even wore all black to show him his last respect. Hmmmmm. I had on a pair of Read More

To everyone who resides in Blogville, I just wanna say SHAME!!! A big, fat shame to all of you. You were all too cheap to send me a gift. Everyone came up with excuses, and even the excuses sef were cheap. *shaking head in dismay* With that being said, I guess I should say thanks for calling and/or commenting....even though I woulda preferred the gifts o!A highlight of my day...Everyone is running late with my gift. Funmi already got me a turquoise purse. I like it BUT it's from Tommy Hilfiger, Read More