The one that goes off after my phone has rung and rung and a strange familiar voice has come up and said, "Please leave your message for four-four-three-nine-three-four-nine-three-zero-nine. Record your message after the tone..." A few more words, and then .... beep? Yes, that beep. Read More
Positively Blushing
It's official oh; right now, I am warm and flushed. My face has that sweaty glow, except that it's not from sweating. It's from blushing so much. Lemme stop beating around the bush abeg. Have you read UNBoorish Male's blog lately? After reading it, you'll understand why I feel the way I do right now.As most of you know, TaureanMinx WAS (yes, I said WAS) my rival; she tried to come between me and Boorish Male, but she has learnt the hard way that she was wasting her time - the time she could have Read More
This Is Totally Random
Here's what I have been thinking about lately.Is anyone still tryna figure out who Baba Alaye's crush is? For a while, I couldn't figure it out, but then I looked @ his blog one more time, and it was sooooo easy to figure out. On his last post, someone left a comment with the name 'Baba Alaye's Crush'. Her comment was "I can't take it anymore. I think I have a crush on you Babaalaye (your blogville persona). But I don't know what to do about it. How do I proceed? I can't reveal my name Read More
*Confused* & *Overwhelmed*
Oh my, could I be turning into an amalgamation of OverwhelmedNaijaBabe & ConfusedNaijaGirl? Tufia kwa!I didn't think this could ever happen, but I am officially confused....and overwhelmed. I have three wonderful husbands, and they all wanna be first. How I go fit do this thing?Okay, lemme review.First Husband: Bloke - AKA Mr. Dependable. He has been there for me since sha. Even when I didn't have any other husbands, he was there for me. He claimed me as his one and only (after I fought Read More
Next Stop: GUY HORNY
You know what they say: once you pop, you can't stop (all pun intended). Well, I have been popped, and now, I can't stop....Wait lemme xplain, biko. As you all know, I love God's creations. I mean, isn't he seriously the best artist out there? ... Which is why I had 2 marry Bloke. We have been happily married, of course, but I recently realized polygamy isn't so bad... if I am the one wife with plenty husbands. So after I acquired Bloke, I put my plan in motion 2 "acquire" Boorish Male. Well, Read More
