Recklessly authentic.
Dear Mr. President, Why is your nose yellow-er than the rest of your body? This is what keeps me up at night. I need to know. And I'd like to also know what other part of your body, if any, is yellow-er. That is all. For now. No, seriously. Look at this man's nose. Does the sun not shine on his nose? Does he bleach his nose? Does he take special care of it? Was its top layer of skin peeled? Does he have a special committee to do stuff to his nose? Is his nose under some kind of Read More
So President GEJ was interviewed by CNN's Christiane Amanpour, and I honestly think that this was my first time hearing his voice. That's how he sounds? Oh, okay. Anyway, I am not exactly sure what he was saying in this interview. Did he say that Nigeria is doing everything in its power to control Boko Haram? Did he say that Nigeria is prepared to efficiently respond to a terrorist attack? Did he say that other countries should also take responsibility for the barrels of oil that are stolen from Read More
Abuja protesters are currently being beaten up as I type this post. And one of them has written and sent this as his last words, just in case he does not make it. Jonathan has not shot to kill the Boko Haram people who are proudly and confidently doing their thing, but these innocent, peaceful protesters, he's flexing muscle for them abi? His day of reckoning is fast approaching. Read More
Your President, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has heard your cries, and he has come up with a solution. Well, several solutions really. He gave a speech tonight, and if you missed it live, you didn't miss much. If you had to buy overpriced fuel to power your generator to listen to this speech, then now you see why you should join the protests wherever you are to occupy Nigeria. Read More
Today, a group of passionate Nigerians walked the streets of Nigeria to protest against the government's recent removal of the fuel subsidy. One person died in Ilorin, Kwara State. People marched around with placards demanding that the government reverse the removal of fuel subsidy. Read More
