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The thing about having natural hair is that you find yourself constantly looking through the world wide web for some kind of hair inspiration, and when you do that, you stumble upon pictures like. Whose boyfriend is this, and how could you let this happen? Shall we call this, side bangs? In his defense, though, he has put in a lot of effort into making his hair look great. Read More
This isn't the traditional pen and paper love letter, but it counts as something. I always receive these messages on Facebook from men confessing all kinds of love, and I don't usually respond to them because I'm sure that they just type and send this message to random girls. But this time, I decided to respond. Read and learn. Not bad, huh? He has not replied yet. I'll update you when he does. Read More
I have noticed that a lot of the adult shops I drive by have signs that say they are open 24/7. My favorite pizza shop is literally next to an adult shop. The order is adult shop, pizza shop, mattress shop, and Dunkin' Donuts. Every single time I go to get my pizza, I ask myself the same question: why would an adult shop need to stay open 24/7? When I think of shops and businesses that are (or should be) open 24/7, I think about hospitals, gas stations, grocery stores, mechanics, police Read More
If you find out how, please let me know. I don't know if men have this problem, too, but for women - me especially - eating meat and looking cute at the same time [at a Nigerian event] is next to impossible. The cause: The meat is too hard Who's fault: The caterer(s) Solution: Softer meat, please! When you go to an American event, the menu has well done, soft food. The meats - chicken, lamb, beef, turkey - and fish are always easy to cut through with a fork and knife and also Read More
For the men who have - or think they have - small penises and have wondered why they were dealt this fate, here's your chance to find out why: it's your mother. Apparently, when she was pregnant, she ate a lot of chicken wings, and chicken wings have been found to contain a certain small-penis-causing chemical called, phthalate. Unfortunately for me, after reading this and seeing the high-definition picture of chicken wings attached, all I want to do now is eat chicken wings. But I'm not Read More
