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Who Wore It Better: JLO vs Rick Ross?
Does Your Man Know He’s Lucky?
Really? This is one line men still use, and I still don't understand why. Do men say this because they think it works? Or do men say this because it actually works? Dear men, please respond. I met a Nigerian guy at my job. Let's call him Femi. I'm really hoping that Femi isn't his real name because I cannot remember now what he said his name is, but I know it was a common Yoruba name like Femi. Anyway, he had come to the office like 3 times, and every single time he came, he said not more Read More
Women With Big Butts Are Smarter, Study Shows
I have always known that my booty will bring me something good one day (Igwe included). I don't have those very visible and daring curves that men like, but I do have a working booty. And thighs for days. They just won't go away - not that I really want them to. But I have just read the best news ever: women with big butts are smarter. Rejoice, girls! If you are a girl who does not have a big booty (sorry Funmie), then just join the rest of us to rejoice. According to a scientific study (I Read More
Do You Poop At Work?
No, seriously, this is a serious question. I'm very weird with my poop: I don't like leaving it in other people's houses. The only place I feel truly comfortable pooping is in my house. Beside the fact that I don't like using public restrooms, there's also the issue of poop being stinky --- although, of course, my poop doesn't stink *straight face* I refuse to poop at work. I can't. I won't. I actually try to poop at night or in the morning because I don't want to do it at work. There is this Read More
Emmanuel Has My Number, And I Don’t Know Who He Is
I'm not crazy about Whats App, and it's for the singular reason that anyone who has my number can send me messages. I'm not much of a chat person (which is why Facebook chat is permanently off); I'm more available on e-mail. Chat means that I have to respond right now and possibly have an entire conversation, but I'm not always in the mood. And the truth is that sometimes, people you don't know or care to chat with will send you messages. So there I was yesterday minding my business when a Read More
