It was only a little while ago that I expressed my new love for ABC’s nighttime show, Dancing With The Stars. I was even able to accurately predict the winner, although that was kind of an easy one. A new season started and R & B singer, Brandy and Sarah Palin’s offspring, Bristol were two out of the twelve celebrities featured. I’m sorry, let me take that back. Brandy was one of the twelve celebrities. Bristol … well, other than being a teen mom and daughter to America’s lamest female politician, I’m not quite sure what else she does. Oh, yea, she’s a spokesperson type-thing for abstinence … seeing as it worked so well for her. Can you tell I’m pissed?
For some of the contestants, you just knew that their day of elimination was fast approaching. Seventy-six year old Florence Henderson (former star of The Brandy Bunch) was not a bad dancer. If we were in a competition, she’d probably most likely beat me, but we all knew she won’t make it to the end. Michael Bolton, God bless his heart, is a great singer, but he obviously won’t be retiring to dancing any time soon. And then there was Bristol. She, in my opinion, was there to make a nonverbal states: See, America! We are a fair and just people. We even have Palin’s offspring on our show. Sure, we know she sucks at dancing, but this is to prove that even on Dancing With The Stars, all Americans are equal.
That’s what I thought she was there to tell us. How, then, is it that Brandy was voted off yesterday … and Bristol is still there? Bristol??? As in Bristol Palin? Come the heck on! As far as I’m concerned, there are only three ways that this mayhem could have happened:
1. The Tea-Party people called in to support the daughter of their leader.
2. The votes were rigged.
3. The votes were really rigged.
Brandi and partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy |
Bristol Palin and partner, Mark Ballas |
I don’t know what is going on with Dancing Wtih The Stars, but this is some messed up thing they did because I know that they know that Bristol is not, has never been, isn’t now, and will never be a better dancer than Brandy. These people might just mess up and make Bristol the winner! The chic should have been eliminated three episodes ago! Meanwhile, here’s Brandy and her [HOT] dance partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy at an interview with Jimmy Kimmel.
*** All pictures gotten from ABC.COM
El Divine says
lMAO…I dont reallt watch the show (need to get my tv watchin up)
but i can tell ojoro from ten miles away. this scenario stinks of it…
Funms-the rebirth says
What baffles me is how did she even get on the show…It's DWTS…how is she a star please? They so rigged the votes….
How are u jare?
Myne Whitman says
I was so pissed that I boycotted the results show yesterday. I got the hint of the winner on FB and I was like WTF? If she wins, no more DWTS stars for me.
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NovemberMiracle says
OMG.. I missed the show. Say Whaaaaat??? I almost hurled the tv remote when she was talking with Larry King.
Well, America…everyone has a fair chance at almost anything. Watch out for the next American Idol's audition clips…Some just dont have an idea what singing is.. but… what the hell?
Naijamum says
Well, we have been told that 'we are all equal!'
Let's not kid ourselves….some are 'more equal' than others..!
Just...Toluwa says
me no likey at all! Bristol??? she sucked!
Oh well…its supposedly americas votes. I bet all of alaska voted!
I hope "Cory in the house" wins…
Anonymous says
Did you hear about the guy that shot his tv after watching the results show?
http://www.okmagazine.com/2010/11/man-shoots-his-tv-screen-after-bristol-palins-dwts-performance/
It makes no sense. The Tea Party is taking over!!!
Somebody says
Haters y'all 🙂 It was all about the VOTES!
You guys didn't vote, and the Tea Party took over the House and stole some seats in the Senate.
You didn't vote for Brandy, and she's eliminated. It's all about participation joo. And numbers!
And I think that Bristol is hot. Sue me.
Vera Ezimora says
El Divine: Serious ojoro oh! Can you imagine the likeness? The babe cannot dance to save her mother's political career *HISS*
Funms: I agree! And yes, the same question I've been asking myself: how did she even get on the show???
Myne Whitman: Are you sure you won't be watching anymore? So many people have been threatening the same sha. I'm so pissed off. Goodness!
NovemberMiracle: In American Idol, everyone has a fair shot at trying out, but not everyone gets to stand up there and sing. First of all, I don't even know how Bristol Palin got on the show. Secondly, I'm more puzzled at how and why she's still on it.
NaijaMum: Na true talk be that oh! Some are definitely more equal than others. *Shaking my head*
JustToluwa: At this point, I don't care who wins — as long as it's not Bristol.
Anonymous: Yes oh, I heard about it. I couldn't stop laughing. Now, that's a little extreme, but you know, I guess it hurt him that badly. LOL.
Somebody: Say what?!?! You traitor! Oya, gimme your address. I'm definitely suing you. LOL. I know that votes count and all, but I find it very, very VERY hard to believe that Bristol is still there because of votes. Speaking of which, DWTS is now going to find a way to rework their votes – whatever that means.
KG says
Vera, how now? Sorry I'm late to this parry and for being MIA for awhile now.
Tbh, I'm happy I don't watch DWTS that regularly or else I would even have been more disappointed and pissed than I was when I read this last week.
It's obvious the show is a popularity contest. I guess Bristol Palin is *ahem* quite popular then…lol.
Brandy seems like such a sweetheart. Maybe she can use this momentum to give her career a comeback? *giggles*
And yes, I highly concur with you: Maks is extremely hot. Whoever cut off those his locks did him a huge favor…LOL.
Jimmy Kimmel is so funny–> "Don't come here being all nice…this is an outrage!!"–> We hear ya Jimmy, we hear ya…
Ginger says
I've not been watching the progamme but when I saw the news I smelt a big Palin fish! My only comfort is that Brandy looks amazing at 32 (surgery or no surgery). and Bristol at 24 needs to improve not just her dance steps *beef*