Job description:
- Update Verastically Livin’ every three days.
- Reply comments [on Verastically Livin’] as they come in.
- Hunt down and harass people till they agree to co-host Verastically Speakin Talk Radio.
- Schedule shows on Verastically Speakin Talk Radio.
- Reply all e-mails (on Verastic, Facebook, & Twitter).
- Take and return phone calls.
- Reply text messages.
- Compose e-mails when needed and keep the readers informed.
- Keep the Verastically Speakin’ Talk Radio Facebook Group updated.
- Approve all my friend requests on Facebook.
- Poke back all my pokers on Facebook.
- Put up polls on Verastically Livin for upcoming shows on Verastically Speakin’ Talk Radio.
- Constantly think of show ideas.
- Think of the best suitable co-hosts for each show.
- Write my book.
- Do my school work.
- Feed me.
- Rub my back.
- Moisturize my lips every two hours.
- Remind the “administrative assistant” [aka Funmie] that today is Thursday, and she needs to follow Miss Jayla on Twitter for tweminar.
- Do my hair. [It’s currently a hot mess].
I’m drowning here. 24 hours are hardly enough hours in a day. 48 hours, maybe. Thank you all for the lovely comments in my previous posts. I’m sorry I have not been able to respond to all of them. I have read them all. I always do. Time has not really been on my side.
On that note, Funmie has really assumed the position of Administrative Assistant [stop laughing]. She has been a tremendous help so far, but there are still some things she just can’t do. Anyone thinking what I’m thinking? Stop thinking what you’re thinking, pervert.
So Funmie has been really helpful anyway. I sent an e-mail out to a whole lotta people about upcoming shows, and the response has been encouraging. Thank you. We should be able to respond to all the e-mails by this weekend. I now qualify for the we thing. I have always found it strange when a solo blogger refers to him/herself as we. I’ve thought that to be the early signs of schizophrenia. But in this case, we really does fit the case. We as in Funmie and I. Whenever I am unable to handle it, Funmie will take over. Fear not, she’s got the Verastic training too – whatever that might be.
Just to remind you — notice the poll on the right sidebar?? That’s for the upcoming show on Saturday. If you have not taken the poll, please do. It’ll help us. Also, there’s a long list of upcoming shows on the left sidebar. I hope you’ll be interested in co-hosting. If so, let us know. Gosh, this is sooo cool! The whole use of we and us. Read the previous post for details on co-hosting.
Well, off I go to bed. We will get back to you. Alright Vera…. put a cork in it. Soooo not funny anymore!!! Do not despair – whoever said you’re despairing? – I still remain the sole updater of this blog.
Reverence says
am i really first? sweet!!!
me!! me! I want to cohost!!!
Anonymous says
Vera, put a cock in what?
kt
Anonymous says
I know you said "cork" but, what the fun in not deliberating having mischievous fun?
We will listen to your show on Saturday. It'd better be good as usual.
Controversy says
Lol good stuff.
Anoda Phase says
I was interested up until the point of "write my book"…..what? then it's no longer YOUR book…lol.
bArOquE says
so Ma, if i do all these things, what do you do, apart from taking a shit? LOL
~B~ says
ROFL! really Vera??!! Moisturize ur lips??! rub ur back?!? write urbook?? do ur skul work?? what u need is a clone and a slave!!
Omotee! says
Lets say i agree to be ur pay, how much u going to pay?
and am i allowed to kiss u just to know if the lips are in good shape?
Nne ehn, u no go kill pesin
Good Naija Girl says
Look who's moving into the big leagues! First a AA, now a PA? hehehe
Ms. SpicyTee says
Psssshhh.. I be wan apply b4.. but seems wetin ur want sef pass me walahi.. Rub back..Moisturize lips,feed u? small time sef the person go give u kokomycine.. I think na guy u need sef…
Carry ur wahala go jare…LOL
Rosie says
lol…aint that a b***h. Life just gets busier and busier and then we get old and die.Don't worry, when you start making Oprah bucks remember us folks that got you started.
chayoma says
Looks like u already filled the assistant position already.
My life does need organizing and prioritizing
Just...Toluwa says
is dis an assistant or a Vera Replacement? lol!
Sassy Trends says
Kadan kadan ooo…lol
Maybe I go send my cv…abeg no kill urself biko…
Take them all one at a time..
Remi, United Kingdom says
Oh girl, you dey odikwa very busy oh… God is your muscle.. I want a personal assistant too. I won't even list my own, but lets just say my daily task list, lined up together, is taller than myself! lol.
but I had to laugh at the:
Feed me.
Rub my back.
Moisturize my lips every two hours.
Lmao.. only one Vera..
Have an awesome weekend… 🙂
Ps I have used the poll vote oh
Writefreak says
Well done you! Sounds very busy…plus the list of moisturise my lips every two hours…bla bla..lol
Hope your weekend is going ok, take care!
temmy tayo says
Verastically mine! You berra employ me. I am an expert at this mosturizing business oh…lips, hands e.t.c.
You don't have to pay me..it is love.
Tigeress says
pls send compensation details to tigeress2much@gmail.com. gracias!