Ryan Seacrest and girlfriend, Julianne Hough
No way!!
I know what you must be thinking: Oh, Vera, I didn’t know you liked them that much. Well, I don’t. I mean, I do. More like, I’m indifferent. I’m happy when I see them together because celebrity relationships are shorter than Keek videos. But these two, they’ve been together for over three years. That’s good.
They cited hectic schedules as their reason for break up (sure). But there are other reports of why they broke up. Some say she was too young (24) and she partied a lot. Some say he was too old (38). Some say he broke up with her, and some say she broke up with him.
I don’t really care who broke up with who or why the person broke up. I just want the jewelry back. About a week ago, Julianne’s Mercedes was parked outside an apartment in Hollywood where she went to visit a friend. The car was unlocked – smart move, girl – and by the time she came back, her car had been ransacked and $100,000 worth of jewelry had been stolen. She left $100,000 worth of jewelry in the car? Among the stolen items was a $50,o00 watch.
$50,000?? Just stolen like that?? Mba nu. We cannot have that. The gods must be consulted, and people must be made to swear their innocence. And I bet you the thief will sell it on the street for $40. I demand that Julianne replaces that watch. I’ve got plans for it. Now that I think of it, maybe that is the reason for the break up!
Ryan, darling, call me. There’s one watch I like, and it’s only $4,000. No, it’s not a Rolex. And I promise to not lose it.
P.S. Access Hollywood’s report says that she broke up with him because he just refuses to propose. Well, why the hell does he need to propose when you might lose the ring? I kid, I kid.
P.P.S. If he spent $50,000 on her watch, how much will he spend on her ring?
