According to a research done somewhere by some people, women are sexiest in their thirties. In other words, if you are not yet in your thirties, be happy that you have something to look forward to. If you are already in your thirties, make hay while the sun still shines because your days are apparently numbered. And if you are past your thirties, then this is the time to live in your past glory. If you are reading this on the eve of your 40th birthday, then I am so, so sorry.
There is only one problem with this. And that is the fact that three years ago, I put up a post telling you about what my almost-doctor friend, Uju told me. She learned from her professor that a woman’s most attractive time is between the ages of 22 and 23. This absolutely contradicts this new research about women being sexiest in their thirties. And although I am not yet in my thirties, it does make me very happy to believe that I will be even sexier in my thirties.
Off topic, I know, but I would just like to put it out there that googling sexy woman is not a good idea, unless you are indeed looking for the kind of woman that will come out. I just wanted to include a picture that would be served [on this site] as an example of a sexy woman in her thirties. Bad idea.
The interesting thing is that we always see such research about women, and rarely about men unless it is to debate who has the biggest penis or the longest-lasting sex time. Oh, and their IQs and awesome career choices, of course. But for us, there is research about the best breasts, what it means to be beautiful, the waist to hips ratio, the perfect butt size, the perfect age of fertility, the plumpness of our lips (okay, this one is a Black woman problem), our complexion, and much more.
I would like to know when men are in their sexiest, the perfect shoulder to waist ratio, the perfect neck size, perfect length of goatee, perfect shoe size, perfect length of fingers, and the age when their semen is most fertile. This information will help me sleep better at night. This, I know, for sure.