…you’re boiling eggs and you let the water dry out?
Now, before you go judging me, I was not the one who put the eggs on fire; my mother did – although she did tell me to watch over them. But in my defense, she obviously put too little water because it was barely five minutes after she told me to watch them that the eggs exploded. Alright, fine. The truth is that it was about thirty forty-five minutes after she told me to watch them that the eggs exploded… and I forgot because I was *drumroll* blogging. *sigh*
But let’s look @ the bright side. I have discovered something new: pesin fit use boiled egg do explosive oo! (Boiled eggs can be used as explosives).
Now, I’m wondering if I should have typed the word, “explosives” on my blog (and then dared to make it bold & italic). Hmmmph! If I don’t update after today, please know that the Pentagon people have gotten me and locked me up in Guantanamo Bay. Oh, wait… my brother is now in power. Shoot, wetin I dey fear?! (What am I afraid of?!)
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firsssssssssssssssst!!!!!this is going to be a good week!
I can’t believe it!!!hahahahahahahahaha second again!!!
3rd
lol.. so who is to blame for the exploding boiled eggs?? Hmm I dunno! But it’s for a good cause…On behalf of blogging, you are excused because you were blogging!… Ah that’s true o! If you get locked up just send me your log in and password then I’ll blog secretly on your behalf when you send me letters from prison….lol
hahahaha
x!
plss both of u get out….
PENTAGON PEOPLE!!! I HAVE DISCOVERED THE WMD HERE ON VERA’S BLOG. COME AND CARRY HER AWAY O…
**ermm just for the record, i have no idea who she is, so please don’t wuestion me alongside.
hmmm … burnt offering ( old testament )
i can cook far, far better than you. i can microwave an egg.
this has happened to mii oooo
im still top 10 dont mind all these pple commentin twice!!
hehe!! good year biko sister take am easy wit the word irregardless of who is in charge d way d brother de change policies these days u gast fear
LOL… Eggs and explosives… Never knw they could be used int eh sam breath o….. Methinks you need a lappie stand in the kitchen, so that you and Mr Verastic can take turns watching the food while you blog!
Obviously it is not your fault the eggs exploded. Afterall, you were blooging. That only resolves the issue. lol
hmm….Na wah. Red alert..WMD sighted in Vera’s hideout…lol..
The egg thing has happened to me too. Spoilt my pot in the process.
Well u can be forgiven 4 blogging now, it is afterall one of d most important things one can do with their time! lol
Abeg,I no want go visit you for guantanamo…..lol!
Vera, now i believe your mum that you did not participate in cooking the onugbu soup and all you did was to take pictures, after all you can not even boil egg
.
meanwhile, now that you have discovered a new recipe for explosives manufacture, you need to file a patent..
My deah don’t mind all the critics!
I know I can cook (I have plaudits) but I have burnt boiled egg twice in the last year. Such high quaility chefs like us no fit watch boilin egg. Na be small ppl do am so.
For the Pentagon: I do not know of this woman and her activities relating to explosives. Thank you.
so if its not your fault or your mum’s fault the eye exploded.. whose fault is it then.. lol.
hehehehehehehe! veraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
vera!!! i just want to know what u were doing till eggs exploded, lmao!
Wowaluuu!…Vera I think you might have to retract your statement of being ripe o! Don’t think the Igbo man would be to happy if his favorite meal is anything with boiled eggs! hehehehehe
lmao…….. never knew sha……. now ive learnt something new this week…….eggs do explode….
Vera, u will not kill me with laff oh!
Only u will manage to BURN common egg!
Well, at least u now know how to prepare a local explosive……sha be careful, i don’t think they have internet in guantanamo bay!
My loveling dumoling(just coined that specially for u). WHy u dey disgrace me like this. When are u going to learn how to multitask? Biko, I no like am oh.
While blogging, I can cook, iron, sleep and if possible make a new baby! Warris is the big deal.(I wish)
I hope your mum gave u that mummy look when she saw the eggs sha.
Hee hee.
At least u r eggs still look like eggs. When i did mine, all that was left was charcoal. TWICE! The first time i took medication and fell asleep, the second time, i just forgot and didn’t smell anything. Una for hear say Sting don perish for house fire.
Welcome to the club my dear!!
I do this every time I attempt entering a kitchen..
I’m a hazard..
LOL!! I’m inclined to agree with webround here oh. Nwanne, burn egg ke? Ure three mush oh.
U’all are hilarious with these comments.
Here we are thinking you are ripe for marriage. simple egg sef you no fit boil. jk lol
erhm…didn’t you that in the native yoruba setting the bombs are made of eggs?
Tinu: Congrats on being first. And yes indeed, it must be a good week – for you and I both
Bob-IJ: Instead of you to be thinking about how to come up with the bail money, you're saying I should send you my email and password. lol. Na so life be? Anyway, thanx 4 excusing me 4 the exploding boiled eggs.
Funmie: Y the anger now? LOL. U can't be first every time, you know.
Neffie: LOL! So that's how you feel ehn? You even had the audacity to call the pentagon people to come on my blog & catch me. Just wait 4 me there. lol @ piaun. Would love to hear that sound effect on the phone.
Secret Diary: Lai lai! Na him be say you don lie finish. Microwaving an egg will yield the same result. lol. I betta pass u sef.
Kafo: Really?? So I'm not the only one who has burnt an egg ehn? That's good 2 know
Phoenix: Lai lai! I no fear @ alllll. Me & him we go wayyyyyyy back! Him no fit try dat kin rough play with me naaa!
Danny: U know I completely agree with you. Studies (more like experiences) have shown that I can't cook and do something else @ the same time. The cooking often bears the brunt – literally.
Bibi: Thank you jare!! I will completely ignore than sarcastic tone of yours. *rolling eyes* lol
Dante: Hehehehe. See, @ least I didn't spoil my pot, so technically I'm better than you. So uhm, what were you doing while your egg was getting burnt?
Confessions of a London Girl: Abi oooo! Thank you, my love for being so understanding. I was thinking the same thing too. LOL
My World: LOL. Me sef, I no wan go there na! Besides, I doubt if they allow visitors sef. lol
Webroud: I'll wound u oh! My cooking skills shouldn't be judged on this one isolated explosive event. It was an honest mitake; coulda happened 2 any1. After all, blogging is very very important! Ehm, I know how I will patent it. I have a very good idea! Una go see. Very soon all the bombs in Iraq will be replaced with my patented egg explosives.
Lolo Bloggs: Hahahahaha. You're right. Egg boiling is for the smaller chefs. Now why didn't I think of that??? I shoulda known better than to get involved with such a trifling issue. Ehmmmm, come o… what is up with ur disclaimer??? LOL
BSNC: Well, I'd say it was America's fault. By now, America is supposed to have produced a stove that senses when food is done and/or when it's about to get burnt and turn itself off. If this were the case during the time of the occurrence of this tragic incident, the eggs would have lived to tell a different story
Buttercup: Yes, darling. Na me ooo.
Anonymous: I was jejely sitting @ the table, typing away when all of a sudden, I heard a loud bang. I ran to the kitchen and lo and behold, the explosives my enemies had planted 4 me in the kitchen had failed 2 touch me. Hehehe.
Abeni: That is why I will make sure his favorite meal is nothing with boiled eggs. If it is, we must change it immediately. lol
Funms The Rebirth: Seee??? And people said nothing new can be learnt from here. Go & warn them ooo.
Mizchif: U call it a common egg abi? Look, I was blogging okay?? The people that put the eggs on fire (aka Mama Vera) should have watched their eggs. Y will they come and gimme work 2 do? lol @ internet @ Guantanamo. Don't worry. I will get high speed internet mailed to me in a ziplock.
Temmy Tayo: You can sleep and make babies while blogging ehn? Well, at least now we know how certain things happen in your household. Hehehe. Of course I got the look from my mom. The look said, "You're very stupid! Common egg you can't cook. How old are you again?" LOL
Sting: Hahahahahaha. Oh, Lord. Una no go kill pesin with laughter here. Well, @ least u had charcoal now. U for carry am make small firewood fire.
Roc Naija: Every time ehn?? I should introduce you to my father. LOL
Repressed One: Stop taking Webround's side ooo. He doesn't know what he's talking about. I agree with you. The comments r hilarious!
Nice Anon: Hahahaha. Look, I sabi cook pass egg ooo! In short, just for making that statement, I will make sure I put up a picture of whatever I cook next. Una go salivate tire!
Chari: LOL. Y am I not surprised? Una (Yoruba people) crase too much. Just like Funmi & Busola… dey don crase kpata kpata
Wow… This is hilarious. lol. It wasn’t so funny when it exploded in my aunt’s face one time… sad sad day. Thank God she’s ok though
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Vera!Vera!Vera!!! ehen…my sista…even eggs you no sabi how to cook??(gosh is that how u say it??..lol)
The other day, na my mama’s soup I burnt cos I was on blogsville and facebooking.
U dis vera .. u no go kill me…
Come 2 naija,You need to be a comedian,No worry, i will be ur manager..LOL
See u wey wan teach me how to cook onugbu soup,dey boil simple egg burnt..shio
oh… my… days…. you cooked eggs to “explosion” Lol…
see wetin blogging do u now eh?
But you were taught how to cook that soup now, so eggs should not have been a problem.
Saying that I nearly burnt my kitchen cooking beans. put in on the fire and then proceeded to browse the internet.. smoke alarm going off everywhere… going to your last post – see why you definately need the maid oh… no exploding eggs will ever occur!
have a great week ahead. Let me go and update blog, before people start hounding me oh..
Much love
Funmie my sincerest apologies
I won’t do it again, I promise (crossing fingers behind my back)..lol
Nefertiti PENTAGON?? ok oh!…I kinda like though!
x!
LMAO! Exploding eggs, now that’s something. They prolly exploded from too much gas. Was the area smelling?
hmm…lets give this idea to the…shhhh…we can not mention their names here. Or else Y’ardua, can come fit carry us! lol!
been a while….how u been?
It seems to me that women and society have paid a very high price for what has largely been a failed attempt by women to compete with men on men’s terms. In truth, women have gained very little for giving up the femininity. They are paid less, they hold fewer top jobs, they are poorly represented in public office because when the going get tough they cannot compete with men.
I am not saying that either sex is superior, only that in the hard world of business and politics women have failed to perform at the same level as men. Men will simply go harder for longer in their quest to come out on top. For example every man expects to work everyday for 50 years; he is in for the long haul. Young women on the other hand only expect to work until their first child comes and then to work less or not at all. These are completely different mindsets.
In casting aside the “Patriarchal Society” women have lost their femininity as they strive to become man-like in part of their life. It is their femininity that captivates their husband and is the glue that binds their marriage. Without femininity a marriage is weak which has resulted in marriage breakup numbers soaring since the 1950’s.
On the financial side the free market has adapted to double income families. High house prices can only be sustained by couples that pool their income. Various other consumer goods and services have entered the marketplace to take advantage of time poor women. Of course governments have benefited from a far greater tax base.
Men have been damaged as their Patriarchal role has been devalued. Men no longer feel a duty to protect and provide for a wife who is clearly able to look after herself. Men have become selfish and unwilling to commit to long term marriage to a woman without femininity.
It is time for all to see the damage we have done. Slowly overtime we can recreate a 21st century version of earlier Patriarchal Society. Such a society would give status to men who behaved perfectly and led by example. Women would gain freedom to look after their children and have long and strong marriages. No doubt those who championed so called “woman’s rights” thought they were doing the right thing but the reality has fallen far short of perfection.
In a marriage where the husband has a patriarchal role and his wife a feminine role Interdependency is created. Interdependency creates a strong bond because each has their distinct role. There is no blurring of roles where the wife is expected to be part-man at work and loving and sexy at home. This is were marriage bliss resides.
lol..thats hilarious!..i recently learnt that if u put boiled eggs in the microwave it also explodes!!!
u r so not prepared for marriage missy. it will be a very bog shame for you tot get married to any man and not know how to boil egg!!! lol. im quoting ur mother o!
You mean it’s because you burnt egg that this gentleman(only men can go on and on like that
has left you this long lecture????????
I cannot even say much because i was on a burning spree myself this weekend, everything i cooked or rather attempted to cook got so so burnt LOL
Only you Vera.
you are the only one who can actually let eggs explode.
Did you eat them???
& what did mumc say when she saw them?
Vera, me I no dey o!
If dem see explosive, see explode for your blog, and if they catch you.
And I thought we were getting you prep’d for marraige.
Nna NO COMMENT!
i was having lunch with my friend & we were doing quick snacks. the girl put his scotch egg in the microwave, when he took a bite, it exploded & burnt his lips…now hows that for eating a greenade? LOL
I really truly enjoyed reading this blog. First blog in…weeks. Kudos.
I wonder what your mum said when she saw the eggs. *thinking*. If they had arrested you, you know say get able attorney abi now?
Vera you burnt the damn eggs? How could you? You put a new definition on cooking o!
I had a similar experience with the microwave. I almost suffered a heart attack when I heard the explosion.
hmmm nawao’ vera u go fit make eba so??????
on the brighter side, thank God say u no burn house…abi wetin we for dey talk
Vera! later u go tell me say u wan marry, u bera come make don chef (thats me) train u!
PS:
biko, is that what warranted oga AKM to write text book give u like that?! na wa o!
lol awwwwwwww.seee its not bad, at least u didnt do something serious like go take a nap or perhaps run off to go do errands while the egg was boiling…blogging is a good alibi, i mean how else wld we kno that eggs explode…..exactly!
yup they sure explode. Don’t put a whole boiled egg in the microwave- it’ll go off like a bomb.
Lol.. My mum told me that you do not become a good cook until you have accomplished ALL of these:
a. burnt yourcooking at least a dozen times.. including water.
b. spilled hot oil on your body
c. set the frying chicken on fire
d. blessed your meal with abundant salt.
And I am happy to tell you I am now a good cook.
Take heart, you are almost there.
P.S: can you summarize what SMK said in 5 sentences.. I’d love to know but the night is too short.
you ehn
abeg o vera no go explode your house o…health and safety!
hahahahaha..vera only you can burn an egg!!
Eggs for explosives..the FBI are watching you girl.
lol. i haven’t done this yet. and thank God. Nothing pains me more than having to clean up a mess when i’m about to eat..lol
nice blog, fist time here, i like what i see , pls visit my blog, just getting started
hahahahha…u na visit u 4 pentagon. who do i ask for…….Vera or da mother…..hilarous.
Your bitterleaf soup from your last post looks really yummy not so sure about these eggs lol
lololol. i found that out at the age of 9 on my first egg boiling attempt.
It doesnt change anything now..u stil exploded the eggs!!..Oh fair vera!!
anyways…eggs as explosives ei?
i know…this is going to be fuunn..*evil grin*