Then, honey, have I got a plan for you! It’s the newest diet fad, and it’s quite simple. Behold, the African mango!
The African Mango
This, right here, is what will help you lose weight. It’s a natural super food, has lots of antioxidants. Blah, blah, blah. I don’t know if this mango comes from ALL of Africa or if it comes from a specific part. I mean, Africa is kind of like a continent, you know. But whatever the case may be, one question remains to be answered: where on earth do you get this African mango?
Oh, it comes in a pill.
Okay, then. So glad we’re going all natural. Whew.