Beyonce’s pregnancy has been so controversial. One minute the world is excited that she’s pregnant and tweets are flying all over the place. And the next minute, they’re calling her a “fake ass bitch.” Hey, those are not my words. All the evidence has been circumstantial. Sometimes, things aren’t what they seem. And sometimes, they’re exactly what they seem. The problem is, we can’t seem to figure out which one it is for Beyonce. Until … now??? Watch the video after the cut.
I don’t know who made this video or how factual the dates and pictures are, but I do know that if you did not have any doubts before watching this video, you’ll probably consider – even if for a second – that maybe Beyonce was not pregnant. But what does it matter (to you and me) after all? Pregnant or not pregnant, there is a fine, fine sisi by the name of Blue Ivy Carter, and she belongs to Beyonce. Unless, of course, that baby is a doll baby. Bet you never thought of that, huh?
My only regret now is that I have lost seven minutes and twenty-nine seconds of my life that I will never get back. And I still don’t know if she was pregnant or not. More than that, I couldn’t even care less.
Err. But I hope you enjoyed it?