UK Hotel Replaces Bibles With 50 Shades Of Grey

Here’s an interesting news for you on this beautiful Sunday morning: Jonathan Denby, the owner of Damson Deme Hotel in North West England has removed the bibles in his hotel rooms and replaced them instead with E. L. James’s 50 Shades of Grey – a book that I am still yet to read, by the way.

 

According to him, many people don’t read – and don’t even like – the Bible, so why bother? I wonder if this hotel stocks Korans, too, and if they do, will they also be replaced by 50 Shades of Grey? Plus, hotel sex is apparently one of the best things about being in a hotel. Did you know this?

Meanwhile, I’ll leave you with a quote by Joel Osteen. It’s not a bible quotation, and it has nothing to do with this post. But it relates to me, and it encourages me. Maybe it’ll have the same effect on you, “You may be thinking, “How could my dreams ever come to pass?” But all God has to do is breathe in your direction.”

Have a blessed Sunday. See you tomorrow.

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Comments

  1. so the people checking into the hotel for sex are going to read the books first before getting down or what? Na wa oh at least you could get guidance from the bible issokay to each his own…

    • I can’t say that I understand the reasoning behind the books. I mean, it’s not like a normal person will first read a book before getting into it, and it’s not like the book will inspire or cause people to get naughty. They will do what they would have done anyway. I might be wrong.

  2. Atleast visitors have something to steal

    • Lol. This definitely another way to look at it. I didn’t even think of that. And now I wonder if anyone ever stole a bible?

    • Hahahhahahahhahha Mr. Who. Hilarious but probably true. My question is will the guests (I am assuming more than one person) have enough time to read the entire book before getting it on??????

      • Makes perfect sense. I mean your question. I am actually currently reading the books. I am on the second part (Fifty Shades Darker). The first one was over 500 pages, and the second one is even longer. So I don’t know when the couple will finish reading 1500 pages and then start getting it on. By the time they’re done, they won’t be getting it on. It’ll be time to check out.

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