The Baby In The Trash Can Story

I’m sure that most of us have at least heard one story or two about babies being found in dumpsters, on the streets, on door steps, etc. It’s never a good thing to hear. And just last week, the incident repeated itself. It was at a Wal-Mart in Mountain View. Naturally, people did the only logical thing they could do at the time: they called the cops.

Upon arrival, however, the cops discovered that it was not a baby. In fact, it was worse. Continue to see this horrific discovery.

 

It was a burrito.

The question now is, but who in their right mind would discard a burrito? And in the trash can of Wal-Mart?! What kind of world are we living in?

Stunt double of the burrito that was discovered. The real burrito is being debriefed and questioned for possible suspects.

 

I can see how a burrito could have have been mistaken for a baby. The similarities are daunting!

P.S. I’ve never had a burrito.

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Comments

  1. i was gonna ask the same thing how could the confuse the burrito for a baby? did it cry?? was its poop smelling?

  2. Don’t know whether to laff or to be annoyed at the alarmists…

  3. Vivacious n Chic says:

    Maybe the Burrito was swaddled in blankets?? I’m confused, jo! lol

  4. uhm?! I am soo confused?! like seriously? LMAO

  5. @Vera……….SMH for you!! LOL. Your too funny….and creative

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