Or maybe not…
For starters, I told you about the waist vs hips phenomenom. Men prefer women whose waist is 30% smaller than their hips. Unfortunately, mine is just 23% smaller than my hips. You can read that post HERE. Secondly, I brought you news that at the age of 27, a woman’s fertility begins to significantly decline. I am yet to receive thank-you e-mails for that by the way. You can read that post HERE. Lastly, I brought news from Uju, my med-student friend: she said that for each child a woman gives birth to and breast feeds for a year, she decreases her chances of breast cancer by 11.4%. You can read that post HERE.
So I spoke to Uju again, and she gave me more news. I’m starting to unappreciate her med school. According to Uju (who learned this from her Professor), the most attractive a woman would ever be is when she is the age of 22-23. Obviously, 22 is more attractive than 23. It seems like 23 was only added there to make us feel better. But for people like me that are past 23, it makes no difference.
If you are not yet 22, then lucky you!! You can look forward to being 22 and extremely attractive. For those that are already 22, make hay while the sun still shines. For those that are 23, make serious, serious, SERIOUS hay while the sun still shines (and is about to do down for good). For those that are past 23, oh well!! All we can do now is use enough foundation (popuarly known as pancake by our Nigerian men) to make ourselves look 22…or 23 at least. Some lipstick, eye pencil et al will help. Hmm, I wonder if anti-aging lotions come into play at this point, or should I wait till I age?
I don’t know about you, but I’m really sick of receiving news about women from Uju. How is it that they never say anything about the men? Don’t tell me they don’t have some issues of their own. Seriously, all this time, I thought I was my most attractive right now. I mean, when I look back at past pictures, I think to myself, “I look wayyy better right now than I did before,” so how is it now that I’m hearing my most attractive age has come and passed me by.
**SIGH**
Uju is only responsible for the news about breast feeding and the news about attractiveness, but all in favor of shutting her up, say AYE!!
haha, I dont mind an Uju in my life, maybe she can give me some medical facts about some emotional ish
im i first today??
so im not first still…lol, yay to me, thsts gud news from uju 4 me cuz im only 21!!!!
whoop whoop!
ok fine i know next year is coming soon but ild just enjoy the fun while i can!
yay me!!!
*not yet 22*
Ah!Ah! Ok so I still have another year plus to make hay and enjoy…lol.
I wanna say AYE!, but I'm finding this bits of "good news" quite interesting…lol. So kip 'em coming biko.
i dont mind Uju at all…
22 HERE I COME OH!
Damn, i knw i am a hot mama, imagine moi at 22…DROP DEAD GORGEOUS
!
i cant wait oh!
Uju needs to send some more good news..
Vera, aww.. in all my happiness i forgot. there is always "pancake" and it is never too early to start using anti aging lotions, Uju didnt tell u that?
Haa…ask her oh!
i need my beauty sleep…Nite
hmm, in 2 weeks I will be 27. So i have 2 weeks before my eggs go on clearance
LOL… don't we just "love" this Uju! Yeah we do! Someone said beauty peaks at 25. I have no idea
o i have 2 more years and then I would be drop dead gorgeousER than I am now!!!me oh im going to be 22 forever!!gosh Vera
i guess forever 21 got their name all wrong and stuff…
i vote forever 22!
I need to get all my female sisters and cousins married off ASAP…
I think, though, that post 22 year olds have some comparative advantages that are non medical.. Like……………..
noooooooooooo
we can't shut her up ooo
we need to be aware of the PROPAGANDA that these men are making up and spreading in the universities
lol
this is a good one
sad tho
cuz i'm already 25 and counting
sniffle sniffle
Nice tips Vera but I dont think that works out for every female thoough.
I am past 23 and it looks like im getting more and more radiant every passing year.
I use to hate foundation with a passion so I only use it whenevr I go out for one big occasion not even to work self.
The secret behind my ever youthful skin is exfoliation. I look brighter every passing day unlike when I was 22-23.
Thanks for the tips though.
xx
*Sigh* That's just depressing. I turn 22 in November-I wouldn't like to think that I have almost reached my attractiveness peak.
Nah…look at Oprah…@50 something, she looks better than she did in her 20s. With proper diet, exercise (and sometimes $$$)-it is possible to look better or just as fabulous as one gets older.
My 2 cents sha.
aye!
Did you say that is good news? lol. I kinda thot that I looked more beautiful yesterday than I ever did
though over the weekend I saw a pix of mine when i was 22 and I really looked pretty, thanks to the type of camera used
when are you going to tell me your age BTW
I think uju professor is right, i remember when i was 22 i got five marriage proposal that year, guess i was really attractive.Now that i am 25 i can't even get one single date… i'm going to take your advice and get my pancake on.
I am saying AYE oooo, LOL! According to her professor, i have passed my attractive years.
I am still recovering from your post after reading my fertility rate has significantly declined…LOL
No more bad news about being in your late twenties. BIKO…LOL
Verastic, Thank you for the threats o! I'm back
http://evolution-nefertiti.blogspot.com/
AYE!!!
AYE jare!
I'm going to hope that 30 is the new 22 and rock on with my most attractive self!
Shut her up? Hell no, just goes to show how serious she is taking med school. As she should. LOL
ps…no mind all that research sha
thank God I am just 20. Some years to rock that finess abi.Bring it on!
abeg, free Uju, joh!
=)
Dearest Vera, I've been listening to all of your talk shows that I missed because of my 33days vacation lol.. and its all so funny as well as intenses in some places.
And Jo(hn) from Montana, he's just a killer with all is big vocabulary in the what men wants and the other times he's called in.
Your last show was so interesting; in as much as there are accomplished 29/30; but there are people who are accomplished at 25, but are still single up until their 30rties. I didn't hear someone talk about some of the spiritual reason's why some still remain unmarried
.. *sigh*
will try and listen and call in this weekend. I just have to lol..