I’ve Been Watching Porn

Now pick your mouth up from the floor and keep reading the post. Yes, I have been watching porn. And no, I do not wish to tell you why I have been indulging in this activity. Okay, fine. You’ve convinced me. I’ll tell you after the break.

Before I tell you why I’ve been watching porn, I want to first tell you what my eyes have been seeing – and this is a very, serious question. Consider it my Midnight Bluez question sef : why, oh, why do the women spit on the penis they’re sucking? I. Do. Not. Get. It. I’m sitting there watching something that is supposed to be erotic, and all I’m thinking is yuck … nyama … eww … tufia kwa …disgusting!!!

Why spit on the penis and lick the spit back up???? *throwing up in my mouth* And while we’re on the subject of spit, what is it with people spitting inside other people’s mouths during sex? Am I that outdated in sexual practices? Is this the new/trending thing now? You know I’m always carrying last on everything. And I don’t think my parents know either.

Swallowing my own spit isn’t a thing of joy to me. Having to lick it up while it’s embedded on a certain part of a man’s body is just weird. I know what you’re thinking, when you’re going down on a man, you technically lick your own spit anyway – not that I would have first hand experience on this, of course *adjusting halo* – but that’s different, I think. It’s like licking a lolipop that is already wet with your spit. It’s not the same thing when you spit on the lolipop and then proceed to lick the spit back up. Get the heck outta here!

And to think, that’s not even the worst thing. Licking your own spit is still better than swallowing someone else’s spit. I’m not talking about the spit that is swapped between two people in the course of kissing. I’m talking about when one person reaches into the depths of their spit fountain and surfaces with a ball of spit which he/she then – with careful skills – deposits into the other person’s mouth. And the collector of the spit swallows it with pride and a big grin. It’s usually the women who are on the receiving end – as usual. ¬†Am I sexually rigid? Or is this really nasty? I don’t understand what is going on these days. It’s like I blinked and the world went crazy. Don’t get me started on the peeing part. Why on earth would you want to be peed on?

Oh, and as per the reason why I’ve been watching porn, well, it’s quite easy: I’m trying to fish out the sinners, so I can go and preach the gospel to them. Why else? *readjusting halo* So, explain this to me, please. I sooo wanna know.

Signed,

Disgusted in Baltimore.

Comments

  1. Boom Jay says

    Well for starters, its entertainment for the ‘sex weirdos’ out there. 2ndly Money.
    I have seen those too and i just don’t understand why one will hack and ball up spit and hammer it down another’s belly. Money Money. The more gross the more money.

    Keep the swag up girl love it.

  2. Afrobabe says

    Totally nasty and disgusting girl…Even the spitting into the girls P or ass turns me off!!! Saw one where they were pooing and smearing it on each other….the world has gone mad!

  3. says

    Trust me sweetie, people have different tastes. Pardon d pun. He he he…

    Besides, I think there’s sumtin very intimate bout swallowin ur lover’s spit. I can definitely ask my woman 2 slap my cheeks or spit in2 my mouth or even pee on my dick while we’re makin luv. And she has no problems wit me spittin on her pussy while suckin it either. Nobody’ll b there to tell us it’s disgustin anyway *winks*

    Nevertheless, people shouldn’t judge their sex lives wit porn. Porn is 99% fantasy. There are many educational & instructional sex movies out there. I recommend THE ART OF KAMASUTRA. Google that.

  4. Pendo says

    disgusting spit aside what was your hormonal arousal level while watching said porn? 10 being highly aroused and 1 not at all……..:)

    • says

      I can almost swear that I love you, Myne Whitman!!! Your donw-to-earthedness is almost unreal!

      As for you, Verastic….how may sinners from the videos have you brought to Christ? How did you locate them? What was the modus operandi!

      As for the topic at hand, sometimes when I think about the activity of sex in its traditional sense itself, it sounds disgusting….c’mon, dredging up some gooey moisture from the depth of the body and emitting it inside someborri else……….I am going to the convent!

  5. Duchy says

    The is love making , there is sex , n it’s only sex , u can get in porn … It’s crazy … I try not to imagine as I read thru …

  6. Tunde says

    Its a well known fact… and it’s even been made a catch phrase “The more the spit, the better the blow” You can google it…

    Its like asking why guys only wank with soap /cream/vaseline and not water… Anything that has to be on za dick must be lubed down well…
    We all know how sticky spit can get…

    For the spitting in ur mouth and ass etc. part… that just fetish for voyeurs… its like tying up, beating or smacking during the dirty

    Of course my elder brother is the one typing all this stuff *adjusts cassock*

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  1. […] I don’t want to sound perfect or like a godly girl because I am far from that, but I’m just opening up about one of the many struggles I have. Just to be clear, I do not watch porn. Back in 2012, I blogged about watching porn, and that was when I had some kind of porn binge. A friend – he knows himself – and I were having a conversation and he was trying to explain to me why watching porn was somewhat therapeutic and helpful, so I checked the website out. I watched one video to the other to the other. Read post here. […]

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