Move over G-string, the C-string is here to stay! I have complained several times – in posts whose names I cannot remember right now and cannot be bothered to find – that I do not like G-Strings. That’s because the butt string is too big, and perhaps, some people find it comfortable, but for me, I don’t like that thick thing between my butt cheeks. It feels like having a long-lasting wedgie. And I happen to not like wedgies. Therefore, I’d rather wear almost any other kind of underwear — and T-Strings. Their strings are very thin. But all this time, I didn’t know there was something even better: C-String!
The whole point of this C-String is that it’s great for those times when you just don’t feel like dealing with a waistband. I didn’t even know that waistbands were a problem. Where was I when people started hating waistbands and opting for this head band, ear muff-looking thing? All this time I have been wearing regular underwears – some thick and some thin – but mostly all from Victoria’s Secret.
And I have been so proud of myself because I have colorful underwears from a store that sells each for $9.50 and five for $26. I’ve been feeling pretty darn cool with myself. My only regret is that more people don’t get to see how colorful I am in the place where the sun don’t shine. I especially love the ones with inscriptions. The other day I wore a green one that says “Hard To Get” and I showed it to Igwe, telling him, “In case you have forgotten, I am hard to get.” At this point, you should stop picturing me cloth-mooning Igwe. And any questions you feel like asking in the comment section about this underwear and Igwe business should not live to see my comment section.
Yeah. So when did we start hating waistbands? Someone needs to keep me abreast of these things. Apart from not having to deal with the waistbands, you also have the added perks of never having panty lines or tan lines. Not to mention, you can wear it as an underwear and as a swim suit (just in time for summer and the opening of our apartment swimming pool). Yippee!!! These are the problems that keep me up at night, and now, there’s finally a solution.
You can get your own C-String for $24. With $2 more, you can get five underwears – with glitter and inscriptions! – from Victoria’s Secret. Make that 7 underwears if it’s during their semi annual sale.
But if you think the front of this C-String is sketchy, wait till you see the back. Continue to see it.
Watch out, Summer 2012! There will be some Verastic butt cheeks on display at a beach/pool near you.
P.S. Am I the only one wondering what would happen if the back of this C-String mistakenly goes into the anal orifice? Just me thinking it? Okay, then.
Ha ha *cough*
Don’t choke. LOL.
The C-string could easily be the most popular women’s panties ever! It just needs to be slightly re-designed. The front part needs to be a little bigger, just as you see on a regular pair of thongs. Not every woman shaves her vagina. (thank god) Second: Make the bottom just a tad bit wider, to fit the vagina. (this will add more comfort) Third: Give it more of a snugg tight fit. (like a baseball cap or a pair of glasses) And thier you have it! Your girlfriend can dance the night away & not worry about a thing. The C-string is AWSOME!
Dan the Man, you sure have a lot of suggestions for the C String, lol. Have you seen one before? That said, I do agree that the front needs to be wider. It doesn’t look like it will fit every woman. And lol at not every woman shaves her vagina. You’re one of those who like it au naturel, I see.
P.S. The C-string should come in all sizes, just like anything eles. Not all women are a size 0. (thank god!)
And I see you don’t like size 0 either? Interesting.
The C-string should come in all sizes. Not all women are a size 0. Thank God!
Seriously speaking I really can’t stand you or your blog, do you always have to talk about what’s going on in your bedroom up here? You are fucking pathetic. Keep ur personal life to yourself SLUT!!
P.s you are also a fat bitch
So you don’t like me or my blog, but yet, you take the time to read and leave a comment? I think you like me; you just don’t know it yet. It’s okay. These things take a while sometimes.
And to answer your question, yes, I do have to talk about my personal life up in here. My personal life. My blog. But you can start your own blog sha, and write whatever you want to write in there.
P.S. Igwe lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeesssss this fat bitch. You should see what we do in the bedroom. Mm! Mm!! Mm!!!
P.P.S. You’re actually being presumptive. I never said this happened in the bedroom. Coulda been in church. That’s how we roll
Preach Vera. Next time if you don’t like her blog, don’t take the time to read it…..lol. Still laughing at your reply Vera. He/she is probably lonely and miserable in his/her life.
P.S. I hate to say this but he/she was checking you out to make such remark about how you look.
Abeg abeg abeg, lets waste our time on something else jare.
#keepitmoving.
Adebeke, na so I see am oh! How can someone read another someone’s blog and then leave a comment to say she doesn’t like it? Lol. My dear, don’t mind “Motun” …. that’s what happens when you have too much time on your hands.
wow c hate, Vera it means u r definitely doing sth right haha… Motun pls show urself and shame the devil haha
@Uju, my dear, serious shaming of the devil oh! Lol.
@ Motunrayo: this is my first time of commeting on this blog and i come here everyday. did anyone force you to read? did they force u to read at gun point? you are just a fool and an idiot.
who gave u the right to call someone a slut? why dont u show ur face so we know what u look like?
if u cant stand someone or her blog, then get the fuck off her blog. the last we checked its verastic’s blog and not motunrayo’s blog.
people have guts sha. you come to run your maggot infested mouth on her blog???? eno go better for you.
Hahahaha. CuteKiishi, thank you for coming to my defense. People like Motunrayo (definitely not her real name) will never, ever, EVER show their face. She will only hide behind anonymity and a pseudo name. She should only be taking seriously when she comes to me face to face. She’s in Maryland, so that shouldn’t be too hard. Until then ….
Thank you for reading by the way. And I hope this isn’t all it’ll take to make you leave a comment on my blog
Meant to say, “taken seriously …” not “taking”
It is official, some of ur blog readers boyfriends love how u express urself on ur blog and want u and their gf’s beef you cos of it.
PS: be warned there might be a ‘motunrayo’ as ur pool life guard. She won’t save u if u r drowning. So make sure to catch the attention of her buff lifeguard partner/boyfriend. He’ll do the job better.
Engineer Ayo,
See me oh! I don’t know what is wrong with this “Motunrayo” coming to tell me what to write and not write on my own blog. Wonders shall never end. I’m gonna apologize to her then for her boyfriend checking me out. It is not my fault.
Vera in as much as i love ur blog & writing style (girl, u write well!), i’m almost tempted to agree with motunrayo on this one. It seems it’s all about sex on this blog these dayz!, not just on here but even on ur radio show, it didn’t use to be like this before ooo or is it Mr Igwe causing it? Better tell him to take time!
I miss d good ‘ole verastic days when ur blog was more about humor, fun & random happenings in ur life. Anyways at d end of d day, it’s ur blog & u do with it wat u wish
No hard feelings dear, one love!
Vicki,
Lol. Believe me, I’d love to blame Igwe too, but I have to be honest. Per the show, we talk a out what people want to talk about. I always ask, “What would you like us to discuss?” And over and over, people wanna discuss sex. And it’s not even always about sex. Just that a lot of things are related to sex.
Per the sex posts, have I really been talking a lot about sex? Even this post we’re commenting on isn’t about sex. Here’s what you can do: look at the previous posts before this one, maybe 10 or whatever number you choose, and count how many “sex” posts you see.
That said, I do understand what you’re saying (about me not writing much about the random happenings in my life). It was conscious on my side to do so because I did not want to bore my readers with only my life,so you see, I have incorporated current events that I find funny or interesting.
For your sake, however, I will include more posts about me. This is only for you oh! Lol.
Thank you so much for reading, babes
Monturayo please is someone holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read this blog??? Let me check the url it says verastic.com not monturastic.com so please spew your haterness somewhere else and yes we love this fat bitch!!! Vera my dear see what your fineness is causing oh people can’t cope:) as for the C-string mehn………………..no words!!!
Pendo,
Hahaha @ Motunrastic dot com. Hahahahahaha. Thanks for defending me, my dear. Don’t worry about Motunrayo and her type. They’re only good for criticizing, ne’er good for making their own. Oh, well.
wow! just when i thought i have seen or heard of all the craze people….
this one is new sha!
Yeah, girl. This one is definitely new. I think we should be expecting more of this.
This *thinking out loud*guy never hear say orobo sweet pass lekpa………. #okBye
Lol!!! Bingz oooo! Well, we thank God sha. Lol.
*thinking out loud* This guy never hear say orobo sweet pass lekpa………. #okBye
i really wouldn’t mind trying the c string.. i really don’t like waist bands showing in tight fitted dresses but thats just me. I wonder if this offends Motun, waiting patiently onye ala
Hahaha @ offending Motun. Who knows? Of course, I can see you wearing it. No be you again? But why not just go commando? I’d think that that would be a lot more comfortable. This underwear just looks weird. Oh, well.
Disii gialu you are just a foolish person, HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHA! I have missed your madness. Where have you been? Or was it just me who disappeared?
I’ve been right here oh — where you left me! I did not disappear. Last time I checked your blog, it had not been updated in a while. But kai, I’ve missed you too! Lol @ me being a foolish person. What can I say? There’s too much material.
Oh I didn’t know you were a fat slut too! How come you don’t come for meetings?
Hahahahahahahahahaha. *faints* You see why I have missed you? Ha!