I’m not going to waste any of your time. I’m just going to throw it out there. This woman, Pauline Potter used to weigh 643 pounds, and this weight took her to stardom – kind of – as she won the Guinness World Book of Records as the heaviest woman in the world.
But Pauline has lost weight. She has lost 98 lbs, and she did it by having sex. Lots of it.
Up to seven times a day, Pauline and her ex-husband, Alex (who weighs 140 lbs, less than one of her legs) have sex, and for that, she has lost a whopping 98 pounds.
I don’t know if she still does, but she used to consume 10,000 calories per day, and during each session of sex, she burns up to 500 calories. So if she has sex seven times in a day, she may burn about 3500 calories. Pauline has (had?) a BMI of 93. Regular BMI is considered to be between 18.5 and 25.
Pauline said,“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 carlories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around” … “We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too.” … “My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”
Her ex-husband, Alex said, “Even though one of Pauline’s legs weighs more than I do, we’re able to position her body to make sex enjoyable for both of us.” He also said, “I never fell out of love with Pauline, we just had problems with the kids. It’s hard to position her and find her pleasure spots as she has a lot of fat in the pelvic area. But it turns me on knowing she’s satisfied. Although once, when she got on top, I couldn’t breathe.”
And all this time, people have been slaving at the gym (and paying for it too)? Do people not know that there is an orgasmic way – literally – to lose weight? And to think that Pauline doesn’t do much to lose said weight, seeing as she is unable to move around much. She just jiggles.
Vera oooooo!!! You wee not tear my belle with laughter!! So that’s the way to burn calories ehn?! I hear you!! Jiggling around indeed! Wonder what they were thinking when she got on top! Lol! That na instant suffocation nau?!
I think she should reduce her daily calorie consumption sha to lose weight more effectively.
Love your blog & show. Keep up the good work!
Thank you, AY! And yes, that is indeed the new way to burn calories. For most people, it’s diet and exercise, but for her, all she has to do is jiggle. How cool is that?
And thanks for reading and listening to the show
LOL, no comment
Lol. I wonder why.
So many jokes popped in my head while I read this. LOL…good for her. More powder to her jiggling body.
Yeah, really, the jokes are endless when you imagine them doing this thing, especially considering how small her husband is.
Vera, have you done other shows since the “That’s so 2011″ show? I normally access your archives and listen to shows after the actual air time and I can’t find any recent shows.
My dear, I’m so sorry that you didn’t know. Yes, I have been doing shows, but I moved the show to a new site http://www.gidilounge.fm and the show now airs from 12pm to 2pm Eastern Time (5pm to 7pm Nigerian Time), still on Saturdays. This Saturday (tomorrow) will actually be the 100th episode. I know the player still shows on my blog, and that’s because I don’t know how to remove it.
I forgot to mention that you can listen to the podcast at http://Verastic.gidilounge.fm
I’m so sorry… but this is disgusting!!!
You’re just saying that because you’re not having sex seven times a day.
I suppose we ought to be grateful that they did not put up any pictures of this ‘weight loss routine.’ And a video. *smh*
Waoh dis is seriously fuuny.
I agree. Lol.
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