There’s always that one thing that you want. And for me, it has been a bra that doubles as a pocket book. I mean, why not? I cannot count the times that I have gone out to a mini event with only my phone and ended up forgetting my phone at the event. The reason why I cannot count the times is because it has never happened. But nonetheless …
The great thing about this bra (called a Joey Bra) is that you can now go out with just your phone (without a purse, that is) and never, ever worry about losing or forgetting your phone because it will always be in its place — inside your bra. The bra pocket is the size of an iPhone, so you’re on your own if your phone is the size of a Samsung Galaxy Note phone.
Sure, I’m sure most – if not all – women would prefer a bra that would not subject us to compromising situations where we look like we might be reaching into our bra. Oh, wait. We will in fact be reaching into our bra. In a possibly public place. To grab our phones. Which at this time, may or may not be wet from sweat. And at this time, may have breathed its last from smothering. Great stuff!
The makers of this bra were so invested in convincing us that this works, that they even went ahead to create a demonstration video on just how easy and not weird to it is to have this bra. Watch for yourself. It’s only twenty-eight seconds long.
So … what happens if you’re not wearing a one-shoulder dress? Like if you were wearing buba and iro? Or a turtle neck? Or a body suit? What happens if you don’t use an iPhone? And where do I fit my iPad? My pepper spray? My lip gloss? My flossers?
Goodluck, ladies! Let me know how it fits
P.S. On the plus side, you’ll always feel your phone’s vibration. You know, if you’re into that kinda stuff.