Will you give me the password to your e-mail account? Yes, I’m having a hard time keeping up with all five of my e-mail accounts, but still, I’d like to check up on yours – every now and then. Although I’ll probably not even have the time to do so, I’d like to know that if I were to wake up one morning feeling a little unsafe or unsure about our relationship… and I were to feel compelled to check up on your e-mail account, I would have the access to do so.
Will you give me the password to your phone? I promise I won’t reply any text message – no matter how questionable I might find it. I just want to know who is texting you and what she is writing. I’m curious about who is calling you and how long you spend talking to her. I won’t pick up your calls – unless you’re not there and I feel it necessary to take the calls. If that happens, I promise not to be rude. I have no intention to listen to your voicemail, but I hope you won’t mind if I become curious enough to do so.
Will you give me the pin to your bank account? I don’t want to withdraw your money. I don’t want to steal from you. It’ll just make me feel closer to you, safer with you, and more intimate with you . I’ll feel as though I know another part of you. Men hardly share their financial truths, right? Share yours with me; I just want to know, that’s all. If I see that you spent a ridiculous amount of money at Victoria’s Secret – even though I never received any gift(s) from Victoria’s Secret – I would gulp and believe you spent it all on your sister.
Will you give me the password to your Facebook account? Each time I check your profile and see that you have recently become friends with one girl or the other, I cannot help but wonder who she is and what she wants from you. I find myself wondering what you have in your inbox. Who sends you mails via facebook? What does she write to you? I’d like to know. I’m not one of those girlfriends. I won’t go replying your e-mails. But I’d like to know who is e-mailing you and why.
Dear Boyfriend, will you give me your password?
Now, before you all start including Mr. Shoes in your prayer requests and asking Baba God to deliver him from the paranoid Vera, I should clarify that what you read above isn’t about me … and is especially not about Mr. Shoes. It’s about what we’ll be discussing on Saturday on Verastically Speakin.’ We’re calling it Password Keeper. Tell me: would you share your password(s) with your significant other? The show will air LIVE on Saturday, October 31st 2009 – 10:00am U.S. EST / 3:00pm GMT/Nigerian time. Join us. But before you do, please vote in the poll. It’s on the top of the right sidebar. Thank you, darlings.
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