Am I seeing double? Or are all the words on this ad still referring to a mere toilet roll? (Not toilet tissue. Or bath tissue.)
“Now closer to u like never before …” Does it still wipe assholes? If so, it’s still just as close.
“It’s soft … It’s big … and it’s white…” … instead of being hard, small, and brown? (My description likens a penis, but I’m really still trying to decipher the opposite of this soft, big, white tissue. Come to think of it, even the “soft, big, white” description sounds like a penis, too. Albeit Caucasian.
“Wouldn’t you rather wipe with it? …” As opposed to what exactly?
I don’t understand this ad.