If I had a man that Angelina Jolie were after, I, too, would tell her to stay the heck away from my man! Who am I kidding? My words would be more like, “Angelina, how do you do it … and may I get an autograph, please?”
Angelina, Stay Away From My Man!
March 11, 2010 by 27 Comments
That’s apparently the sentiment of a lot of celebrity women when it comes to Angelina Jolie. But who can blame them?
Remember Billy Bob Thornton? He was engaged – happily or unhappily – to actress, Laura Dern until he came across Angelina Jolie. Next thing we knew, they were both wearing vials of each other’s blood around their necks. Oh, and they were also married from 2000 to 2003.
Who can forget the case of Brad Pitt? Am I the only one who is disappointed that their relationship has not met its demise? I mean, it shouldn’t be this way. Nollywood movies have told us that this is impossible! When you steal a woman’s husband, karma will bite you in the nether region. Oh, karma, where are you when I need you the most? But anyway, once upon a time, the all-American sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, was married to Brad Pitt. I thought they were so perfect for each other. In their marriage vows, she promised to make him his favorite banana milkshake for the rest of his life. And he was enjoying those milkshakes, too — until he filmed Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Yes, yes. The one with Angelina Jolie.
And now, history is trying to repeat itself, it seems. Johny Depp – who, by the way, has a very nerdy sexiness about him – is filming a thriller with Angelina Jolie. A movie that allegedly has a steamy sex scene (what else is new?) between Depp and Jolie. This time, however, there is a woman who owns a man, and is not afraid to show it! That woman is Johnny Depp’s long time girlfriend and mother of his two children, Vanessa Pardis. Apparently, she wants Johnny Boy to have nothing to do with that movie. Or with Angelina. Who can blame her? After giving twelve years of her life to Johnny Depp, the woman is not ready to lose it all to one Angelina – no matter how sexy her lips are!