… And So She Grabbed His Nuts … Till He Died

If you have ever wondered if a man can die from having his balls squeezed, I am here to tell you that the answer is yes. Indeed, it is possible. In fact, it has happened. It happened in the great country of China. A 42-year old woman – totally bad ass! – rode her scooter, on her way to go pick her child from school.

She wanted to park her scooter in front of a shop, but the owner said no. That was when an argument broke out. It turned into a physical confrontation and the woman decided to pinch him where she knew it would hurt. Literally. So she grabbed his nuts and squeezed. And squeezed. And squeezed some more. Eventually, he passed out. He was rushed to the hospital, but he did not make it.

It now makes sense why men are so protective of their nuts. All this time, I thought they just love it too much. It’s possible, though, that this man’s case is an isolated incident. I hereby beckon on all women to grab as many nuts as they can and squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. Report your results to me.

Disclaimer: Squeeze at your own risk. I am not responsible for any damage that occurs to the nuts being squeezed, to the owner of the nuts, to you (the squeezer of the nuts), or to bystanders and onlookers.

P.S. I don’t even have to be a man to marvel at the pain that man must have suffered.

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Comments

  1. HowardG says

    Your Vera are one man-hating extremely poor excuse for a woman. Should we men do what Gregory Langoria did and burn women’s genitals and report back to you? The pain must have been immense too.

  2. Rick says

    You are inciting gender-specific violence, specifically sexual assault.
    Legally, you should be arrested and charged, but the law and society being such timid pussywhipped manginas, I know it won’t happen.

    I honestly hope that Chinese woman and you both have your ovaries extracted and crushed into oblivion as you scream and pass out from the pain. Poetic justice, the world really needs it bad.

  3. m a I says

    You realise you are inciting violence with this post of yours?
    Putting a convenient little disclaimer is not going to change that.

    • says

      You like a hard squeeze on your balls? Wow. Never heard that before. I thought men typically don’t like anyone touching their undercarriage because of its sensitivity. Anyway, I was just shocked that this man died from it. Had no idea that a person could die from that. Quite unfortunate.

  4. Karen says

    I hope that this man dying doesn’t put girls off from defending themselves in this manner should they need to.
    I fought off a rapist when I was only 15 years old by grabbing and squeezing his testicles; it saved me from injury, and possibly saved my life. It worked really well: he was completely incapacitated, and obviously in tremendous pain. But he fully recovered, apart from the one testicle that I had ruptured. And it was the only realistic way I could have fought him off.
    I think this man obviously had a weak heart, or some other medical condition which caused his actual death, albeit brought on by the agony from the crushing of his testicles.
    Hopefully, this will put off potential rapists, knowing that if their victim does get a hold on their nuts, it could possibly kill them.

    • says

      Karen,

      Wow! I’m so happy to hear that you saved yourself from being raped. That was a close one, huh? It,s so sad that these things happen. One of his testicles got ruptured? Wow. I really did not know that testicles were that sensitive.

      Per the dead man Having a pre existing condition, that does make sense. I don’t know if that was the case, but either way, it’s unfortunate that he lost his life,

    • deanna somerville says

      I read somewhere in africa a woman named erica maramba killed her rapist when she pulled his testicles.

      he was a young man 20 years old dont think he would have a heart condition

  5. Mac says

    Lol, you’re all feeding the troll author. Its obvious that she does’nt give a shit and likes getting you all worked up, so just leave the bitch the fuck alone.

  6. michelle says

    OK, what I want to know is why the hell dont they teach this to all young girls at school?If a girl knew that this was possible, I doubt if it would be possible for an un-armed man to rape her.(obviously it is inadvisable to fight back against an armed attacker). In fact, I would go further: If all boys were presented one on one to all girls, and the girl was permitted to handle the boy’s testicles to the point of causing discomfort, then each girl would learn just how vulnerable the testicles are and the boy would learn immediate respect for girls. How about it, schools? If this is done properly we have the chance to virtually wipe out rape and sexual assault within a generation.

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    • says

      Hahahaha. Michelle, I’m picturing little boys lining up to have their balls squeezed. Ah! I don’t think parents will let their boys go through that; personally, I wouldn’t let my sons go through that. I think it’ll be a good idea to teach it to girls as a method of self defense, but perhaps, as a last resort? It’s such a touchy issue that it’ll be difficult convincing groups of people to adopt this as a formal method.

      I’m thinking it’s one of those things that a parent will individually decide to teach to her daughter(s). Oh, well. If only there was a perfect way to avoid rape and death-by-ball-squeezing before it even happens.

      I’m gonna go check that link out. Thanks for commenting!

      • says

        before I would go outside I would put some kind of armor around my testacles and some baggy cargo pants, so I am ball squeeze proof

    • jerry says

      Ok, so a man tries to insert his penis into all be it against your will, and you decide to want to play judge jury and executioner and violate his privates 1000 times worse than he was going to do to you, by squeezing his balls till he dies. Ok that makes a lot of sense….NOT!

      You only have to hit or suqeeze breifly ladies, once you let go, he wont be able to fight back, he will be on the ground or bent over for the few minutes you need to escape. Who the fuck said you have the right to kill someone that hasn’t even raped you yet? Even if he did, he wasn’t going to kill you, he was going to fuck you. But you think you have the right to kill him as a response. This is what is wrong with females today. They are brainwahed into thinking ANY attack on them is a reason to kill the opponent. WRONG!!!

      • says

        Dude, what the hell is your problem??? First of all, no one said anything about anyone being raped. Secondly, if a man does try to rape a woman, then yes, he deserves to have his nuts squeezed. And if this were a rape case, you’d prefer she wait till she’s raped before deciding to squeeze his balls? Fuck off.

      • PJ says

        Rape IS killing someone. It’s attitudes like yours Jerry that help to account for so many rapists getting away with their crimes. It’s not just getting fucked. Rape causes psychological trauma that is so severe that i DESTROYS LIVES – therefore it kills their spirits. Many victims have wanted to kill themselves afterwards, so it’s actually a fate worse than death. Therefore if the rapist is killed instead of being raped by a man, he got off EXTREMELY lightly in comparison to what he did to the victim, as rape is worse than death.

  7. Mandy says

    The testicle squeeze should be taught in all self defense classes. It’s a great weapon, not the only one, to use against a would-be attacker. I had to use it, unfortunately, several times, to great effect. The one guy once I had a good hold on his balls and just squeezed and squeezed the crap out of it, the guy couldn’t do anything, he could hardly breath, in fact, gasping for air, even tried to pull my hand off his nuts, but couldn’t because he was sooo weak, then, what completely surprised me, he lost his strength and kind of fell into me, his legs unable to hold himself up and kind of sank to the ground, I held on until he was all the way on the ground curled up into a little ball, then I let go. By that point I let him go, he didn’t even care I was standing there, he was completely helpless….

  8. Dr.Maria says

    I’m sorry To read that article
    Every one knows that the testicles are a very danger area to play with it or to punish some some one using a grab method

    also in the clinic , when we do a testicles checking , we do it carefully

    Thanks for this sadness article Ms. Vera

  9. jayden says

    any women who grabs me by the balls and try to hurt me,ill hit her so fucking hard in the throat.when she lets go i will then kick her cunt in till it kills her .so bitches you have been warned.

  10. koby says

    Men if a woman grabs ur balls don’t fight her off by trying to pry her fingers open….first move is to clamp your legs together as tight as possible then gouge her eyeballs out with your fingers, wrap your fingers round her head and use your thumb to gouge her eyes till both eyeballs fall off the socket. I was witness to a fight were the agressor(a woman) tried to hold onto the mans nuts, he used that classical eye gouge method while clampin legs….the woman is blind on both eyes till date because her eye balls got smashed!

    • koby says

      The throat spiking also works and can result to life threatning injuries especially when the trachea(wind pipe) is broken but I tell you this…the eye gouging will produce an instant result! The key is not to panic when someone grabs your balls,,if you panic then you’ll go for their fingers and when you do that the’ll only squeeze harder!

  11. amanda lal says

    this is quite common in africa

    Woman kills her young husband by squeezing and pulling his gentials until he collapsed and died
    http://www.nyasatimes.com/2012/12/03/fight-for-sex-leads-to-husbands-murder-malawi-police-arrest-woman/

    on Friday last week early in the morning when the two picked a fresh quarrel which culminated into a fierce fight and in the process the suspected murderer grabbed the husbands private parts.

    “She pulled the genitals so hard leading to the husband collapsing. The husbands manhood looked squeezed and elongated with a twisted neck,”
    the police are waiting for results of a postmortem to establish the real circumstances leading to the victims death’

    Woman kills husband by squeezing his nuts after she made him passout with sleeping pills
    http://www.panapress.com/Mozambican-woman-kills-husband-by-squeezing-his-crotch–13-482752-18-lang2-index.html

    Female teacher kills 9 year old student after kicking him in the testicles
    http://www.zimbabwelatestnews.com/2013/07/gokwe-female-teacher-kicked-her-9-year.html

    indian woman kills man by hitting his groin with a peice of wood
    http://www.prokerala.com/news/articles/a229192.html

    PNG Woman squeezed husbands balls … he vomits and died instantly
    http://www.pngbd.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4252

  12. Ckann says

    How does an article about a sexually assualting, aggressive woman turn into posts about self-defense for women? There are plenty of news stories about women attacking men sexually – this is one of them. So shouldn’t we be talking about teaching our young boys how to fend off an agressive, testicle attacking woman by punching her breasts and kicking her in the vagina or uterus (which, incidentally, might kill her with internal bleeding if done hard enough). Women have SO many soft targets on their body to exploit. Teach your boys how to defend themselves against these monsters.

  13. John says

    What cracks me up is women way overexaggearting the effects of suddenly saying no to the person assaulting them. Statistics show most rapes are by people they know. So how is it at first a female is oh so OK about having sex but as soon as she decides different and says no and tries to interupt and he keeps trying, she is so overcome with panick and her spirit is crushed and she is so traumatized. What a load of bull. It’s wrong to teach females to grab and hold balls till the attacker collapses. Only a quick grab or hit is sufficient to make him stop his onslaught ladies. If you hold and wait till he passes out you are commiting a crime. A kick is sufficient or a momentary grab. You stupid females dont realize if you squeeze and he he bends over and cant breath very good or speak without squeaking, he is in terrbile pain. If you let go he doesnt just simply start his attack again, he will hit the floor or limp away and be weakened to the point of no fight. Run away.

  14. Edu says

    You are encouraging violence. I here by beckon on all men to kick, punch, knee as many boobs, pussies and uterus as you can and report to vera. Fuck off.

  15. Nikki says

    Haha wow, thats a lot of ball squeezing, that seems quite popular all across the world, more than you would think. Didn’t realise men could die from it, must be really sensitive! Watch out men! Women are coming for you with the dreaded CROTCH CLAW! haha

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