Chronicles Of A Falling Graduate

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Falling Graduate

I still remember what my graduation was like, and I definitely remember what Uju's graduation was like in Miami just a few days ago (post coming up soon with loads of pictures!). I can tell you that neither one of us had this kind of memorable graduation. The video is only 26 seconds long. Watch and learn. This poor girl just keeps on falling. I don't think I've ever seen someone fall so many times in such a short amount of time. The shoes don't look so high, so I wonder what was really Continue Reading

WEDDING: Traditional Wedding of 2Face & Annie Idibia

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Mr. & Mrs. Idibia looking all kinds of in love

Here's a montage of the traditional wedding of 2Face and Annie Idibia.  I'll update you when I have official pictures.   Cuuuuuuuuuuuttttttteeee!! 2Baba said he's not doing this under duress. Funny man.   Is 2Baba swagged out? Or is he SWAGGED OUT? I love it all. They look madly in love, a breath of fresh air. P.S. I always get the feeling that 2Baba is a very real guy. And I love that about him. Happy married life, folks!   Continue Reading

5 Things You Cannot Categorically Tell (Because Your Oga At The Top Can Say Another One)

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My oga at the top

By now, I'm sure everyone knows about "My Oga at the top," and if you don't, don't worry, you'll know by the end of this post. Even the last episode of The Verastic Show started off with jokes about my oga at the top. In light of this, I have compiled five things that you cannot categorically tell because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one. Enjoy. 1.  You cannot categorically tell your wedding date because if you say one, your oga at the top can say another one. 2. Continue Reading

Official Video: Kenya Moore Releases Video For Her Single, “Gone With The Wind Fabulous”

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Fake Porsha

Kenya Moore of Real Housewives of Atlanta released a video for her new single, Gone With The Wind Fabulous. I watched it from beginning to end, and  I still don't fully understand why she did it. The lyrics in this song were literally, "I'm gone with the wind fabulous ... now twirk ... twirk ... twirk." But I can say this much, this is Kenya Moore's first reality TV, and she is milking the hell out of it. I think we can all agree that all these women have their own issues, but Kenya is on a Continue Reading

So Milking Is A Thing Now

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Get your minds out of the gutter! I am not talking about milking a woman's breast - although I can see how your mind went there. Heaven knows I love being milked. Now, remember when planking was a thing? Well, that time is now over. We are now officially in the age of milking, and if you don't have a clue what I'm talking about, then watch this video. This is so stupid. Let's ignore the fact that this is a waste of milk, and focus on the question of why anyone would even want to pour milk Continue Reading

When Was The Last Time You Made $177,000 In 9 Minutes?

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50's colorful SMS headphones

Never? Me neither. This past Saturday, 50 Cent went to QVC to sell his headphones and he made $177,000 in 9 flipping minutes!  Keep in mind, he did not even warn his fans that he was going to be on QVC, meaning that if he had told them, he would have probably made even more money and perhaps, in less time. The version he was selling was the colorful, wired ones. For only 5 easy payments of $49.99, you, too, can have one. Free shipping, of course. Not to worry, they are not all $249.99. Continue Reading

VIDEO: She’s Tired Of Bronco Bamma

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Here's a video that is sure to lighten up your mood. The election here has been so hot and heated that even four-year old Abigail has broken out in tears because she's tired of hearing about Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney.   Not to worry, Abigail, come Tuesday, it will all be over. Let's hope and pray that Bronco Bamma wins it. :-) Continue Reading

One Of The Conjoined Twins Is Engaged … And I Know You’re Thinking What I’m Thinking

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Brittany and Abby Hansel

Long title, I know. Today's news is coming to you a year late. Although the [report of] this engagement happened in March of last year - I believe - I only just read about it, and my mom always says that whenever you wake up, that's your morning. So, this, right here, is news to me. Brittany and Abby Hansel, born March 7th 1990 are conjoined twins. They have separate lungs, spine, heart, and stomach, and each of them have one hand and one leg, but they are joined at the Continue Reading

The 16th Annual Nigerian Reunion: The Full Gist

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Long post alert. This is a detailed account of my experience at the 16th annual Nigerian Reunion. If you want to read the summary of my entire weekend (and the events of the Nigerian Union), you should read my weekend recount post. Let me just start by saying that I was (still am) really disappointed at all the negative commentaries about the Nigerian Reunion – mostly from people who were NOT at the reunion – it reminded me of what Mr. Jackson (one of the panelists) said about Nigerians not Continue Reading

You Ratchet!

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I saw this video a couple weeks ago, and it got my attention. It's one of those things you're laughing at (because it's funny) and frowning at (because it's true). You have to know at least one girl that these women men errr people remind you of. Some of the funniest lines ... "Girl, let me tell you what I got my Mister-Mister ... a baby boy, and it came with a sister ..." "Go on beef it up ... moooooooooove tramp!" "It's the 15th, I got my foood stamp ... " "Got a brand new Continue Reading