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That’s what’s keeping the world awake right now. A tweet has “leaked.” And it’s from Kim Kardashian – allegedly – saying that Nigeria is a disgusting country. Naturally, Nigerians are pissed the hell off, especially considering that she just came to Nigeria last month and collected a whopping $500,000 for showing up. Here’s the tweet that’s about to start World War III. Before you send holy ghost fire after her, please be aware that there is currently no validation or {Read More}
Yesterday, January 17th was the birthday of our First Lady, Michelle Obama, and she turned the big four-nine! Some less interesting people may call it forty-nine. I prefer four-nine. Meanwhile, she is now on Twitter. I had no idea that she was not on Twitter before. She also has a brand new hairstyle — bangs. I like the hair on her – not that she cares – and I think it makes her look more youthful. Her Twitter account – {Read More}
On Wednesday, December 12th, I put up a write-up – Whose Mouth Will You Have To Stop Feeding? – about the fiscal cliff and how it will impact us – Nigerians, Africans, Immigrants. Two days later, I received a tweet from one of my followers telling me that I was featured in a 700 Club report. So off I went to dig. And I found it! It’s not that Vera Ezimora herself was featured per se, but more like Vera {Read More}
Twitter went down today, and if you are a twitter (twitterer?), then you would know the implication of not having Twitter. It means there’s no place for you to complain about not having Twitter. I noticed a couple hours ago while I was attempting to tweet from my iPad that the tweets were not posting. I thought I had bad internet connection in the bedroom, so I moved to the living room. But the problem persisted. Then I tried to {Read More}
No, not my mom. That would be disastrous. My mom’s baby sister, Aunt SO is on Twitter, and that’s almost as disastrous as my mom being on Twitter. If there’s one thing I am always grateful for, it is the sense of humor in both sides of my family. Even when people are not trying to be funny, they’re still funny. Last week, my aunt called me and told me that she has been seeing some things I’ve been writing {Read More}
So, there I was yesterday, checking my Yahoo! e-mail account when I saw a notification from Twitter that a new person was now following me. Usually, I just delete such mails, but this time, the name caught my attention: Turai Yar’Adua. Yes, I mean Turai, our President’s former President’s wife. Off I went to check her profile out. It’s not everyday that a First Lady former First Lady follows me on Twitter. Decked out in her outfit and traditional red {Read More}
Job description: Update Verastically Livin’ every three days. Reply comments [on Verastically Livin'] as they come in. Hunt down and harass people till they agree to co-host Verastically Speakin Talk Radio. Schedule shows on Verastically Speakin Talk Radio. Reply all e-mails (on Verastic, Facebook, & Twitter). Take and return phone calls. Reply text messages. Compose e-mails when needed and keep the readers informed. Keep the Verastically Speakin’ Talk Radio Facebook Group updated. Approve all my friend requests on Facebook. Poke {Read More}
What you don’t know will not kill hurt you. I don’t know how true that statement is. Well, I’m sure it’s true. I’m sure it’s sometimes true. Maybe mostly true, but certainly not always true. Isn’t it so cute how parents always think the best of their children and think that their big, grown up children are still their little, innocent babies? In class the other day, somehow, we got to talking about one night stands. I have a Nigerian {Read More}
