I Officially Hate Dorothy Perkins

Dorothy Perkins

With Dorothy Perkins, it was love at first sight [of their website]. Nice clothes, affordable prices, variety of styles, sizes, and colors. Perfect. What could possibly go wrong? That’s a question you never, ever want to ask. First of all, I placed my order on the 14th of November and did not receive it till December 3rd. That was already annoying because I ordered three other things from three other websites, including Asos, and they all came before this one. {Read More}

So … Igwe And I Went Ring-Shopping

Ring-From-De-Beers

First of all, thank you to everyone who answered yesterday’s question from a Verastic reader. If you haven’t, it’s not late yet. And for those asking if I am now living with Igwe, that is not what I sent you there to read oh! Ehen, so go and answer the reader’s question. That said … ehm … this past Friday, Igwe insisted that we go ring-shopping. We went once before, but it wasn’t official. We were just kind of in {Read More}

My Weekend Recount: A Wedding, A Baptism Party, And Late Night Gists

Let me disappoint you from the beginning now; I do not have any pictures for this weekend’s recount. Somehow, I forgot to take pictures. I don’t know how that happened. But I won’t let that stop me from giving you a recount. Friday: It was solo date night for me. I stayed home and watched OnDemand movies till about midnight. I also happened to find a bunch of things online that I have my eyes on. They include high waist {Read More}

Who Has Shopped At ShoeDazzle???

Shoe-Dazzle

  So I’ve been a member of ShoeDazzle since January of this year, and I am still yet to make a purchase. From any angle, most of the items on their website are a steal. Most things cost $39.95, and that includes the shipping and free returns. They even have personal stylists to help you choose the kind of shoes you may like (according to the test you take when signing up for the site).

Nipples On Parole (Picture Included)

My sewn-on nipples

Few days ago, I was parading the mall. I went past Express, and you know everything is so attractive in there. I found a skirt I liked, but it was out of my price range, so I’ve been left just dreaming about it. I decided to look around some more. That was when I spotted it.

Those People Are Evil

Those people, they’re evil. I mean Macy’s. They’re so evil. They keep sending sales booklets here, and each one is a special sale. Sometimes, they even have the nerve to call it a secret sale, urging me to hurry and come buy up before everyone else does.